Life and Times of My #1 Wiggle Butt Dog!!!

Subject: TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

October 12th 2010 4:11 am
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Subject: TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

Date: Sunday, October 10, 2010,




TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS!


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'1'
Blaming your farts on me.
Not funny -- not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DAMN DOG.


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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?


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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.
Stop it!


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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


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'6'
The sleight-of-hand, fake fetch-throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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'7 '
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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'9'
Dog sweaters.
Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'1 0'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!.........

 
 

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