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Life and Times of My #1 Wiggle Butt Dog!!!

Some of you may have seen this before, it's always good for- a chuckle......

April 18th 2006 10:17 pm
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Some of you may have seen this before, it's always good for a chuckle......


7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favorite!

7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


Day 483 of my captivity...

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the

mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.

Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet

while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top

of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once

again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must remember

to try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt

to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear

in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good

little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed

in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and

smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was

due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is

and how I may use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is

obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks

with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his

current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...


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