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Life and Times of My #1 Wiggle Butt Dog!!!

A man and his dog were walking along a road.

March 28th 2006 9:07 pm
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the

scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead

for years.

He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of

the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was

broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch

that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate

looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he

got closer, he saw a man at a desk

to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me,

where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man


"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water

brought right up."

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the

traveler asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road

and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came

to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had

never been closed. There was no


As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning

against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the man.

"Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come

on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the


"There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned

hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long

drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was

standing by the tree.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road

said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?

Nope. That's hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your

name like that?"

"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks

who would leave their best friends behind."

Sooooooooooooo.........You are all welcome @ my water bowl any time.


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