Life and Times of My #1 Wiggle Butt Dog!!!

Joke story! You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this- one...

February 15th 2006 12:01 pm
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>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
>>
>> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
>> on a
>> night light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet
>> parakeet
>> and put the cat in the backyard.
>>
>> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
>> arrived and
>> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had
>> put
>> out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat
>> shut
>> in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
>>
>> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
>> cat.
>>
>> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>>
>> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
>> will
>> be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
>> will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
>> mother."
>>
>> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
>> long,"
>> he says, as they drive away. "Stupid thing was hiding under the bed.
>> Had to
>> poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
>> off so
>> I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
>> her
>> from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and
>> threw
>> her out into the back yard!"
>>
>> The cabdriver hit a parked car .

 
 

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