Life and Times of My #1 Wiggle Butt Dog!!!

THE TRUTH ABOUT DOGS !

January 13th 2006 10:16 am
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous


Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers


If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will Rogers


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made

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-M. Acklam


Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner


A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.
-Robert Benchley


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones


If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Dogmore is up to R3.00 a can.
That's almost R21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein


Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain


You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret


My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

 
 

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