December 4th 2004 1:38 am
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It's time to move on. Time to get over my constant worry about when she will strike next. Stop feeling like food. Stop moping about her teeth. I'm now thinking of positive ways to rid my world of those canine pearly whites, because - HEY - training by my humans is just NOT CUTTING IT!!
I tried the chew bone route - giving Kiaya a rawhide chew every time she started drooling over my filet of ear. I had the impression that in time I could wear those babies down.
That's it....keep chewing those bones baby. She's been chewing like a fanatic. But that tactic has had little effect on cuspid wear. If anything they seem sharper now. There are not enough years in a dog for me to have any hope of one day laughing as she tries to GUM her food!!
So like Dr. Peale said - "Think Positive"
Today, I smuggled pliers out of one of my human's tool box, and hid it under my rug where I sleep. At some point she will have to get some sleep. Thats it......my little fur pain.....off to doggie dream land. Then POW!!! I will strike like a crazed wolverine, and with pliers in paw, make an oral adjustment on that furball!!
Heh heh heh.....I may not get them all - she's got hundreds of teeth for barking out loud....but in time.......give me time.....
Oh NO..............they don't make dog dentures.......do they?