They're gonna do WHAT???

Hi Pups!

I overheard mommy talking to daddy the other day and she wants to get me neutered sometime soon! What is she thinking? Has she gone nutso? What if something happens to me? What if they're not nice to me? What if...omg...what if something happens to mommy while I'm away. Who is going to protect her from the evil cat?! Oh my, what if she likes not having me around for that whole day? Oh pfft! I'm talking silliness! Mommy loves me! She said even though I keep eating her panties and her Victorias Secret bras she's still in love with me :). I'm going to be OK :).

Mommy bought me a new shirt..I don't like it much but she gets so excited when I wear it...I suppose I'll keep it. It says, "Red Neck Yard Dog" on it *haha*.

I don't have that much to report. I'm super tired since mommy took me and Lina to great-grandma's today and everyone was over here. I don't like those kids too much. They're mean to me. They chase me too much and thier too rough with me. Mommy kept yelling at them but they kept doing it, so she kept us in the room she was in and away from the kids. I like Gaige (my human brother), but those bigger kids are too mean for me. I'll stick with mommy the next time they're over.

I'm going to go take a nap now!

Loves & Licks-

Boss Hogg

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