They're gonna do WHAT???

Hi Pups!

I overheard mommy talking to daddy the other day and she wants to get me neutered sometime soon! What is she thinking? Has she gone nutso? What if something happens to me? What if they're not nice to me? What if...omg...what if something happens to mommy while I'm away. Who is going to protect her from the evil cat?! Oh my, what if she likes not having me around for that whole day? Oh pfft! I'm talking silliness! Mommy loves me! She said even though I keep eating her panties and her Victorias Secret bras she's still in love with me :). I'm going to be OK :).

Mommy bought me a new shirt..I don't like it much but she gets so excited when I wear it...I suppose I'll keep it. It says, "Red Neck Yard Dog" on it *haha*.

I don't have that much to report. I'm super tired since mommy took me and Lina to great-grandma's today and everyone was over here. I don't like those kids too much. They're mean to me. They chase me too much and thier too rough with me. Mommy kept yelling at them but they kept doing it, so she kept us in the room she was in and away from the kids. I like Gaige (my human brother), but those bigger kids are too mean for me. I'll stick with mommy the next time they're over.

I'm going to go take a nap now!

Loves & Licks-

Boss Hogg

She's so silly!!

Hello Everybody!

My mommy is so silly! She says that she's going to give me to the pound if I don't stop chewing up her bathroom rugs!! Now before you get upset with her, she's just kidding (I think...). She loves me too much to give me up! At least that's what she tells everyone :-D (she doesn't think I hear her, but I DO!)!

Anyways- I guess I should tell you all a little about myself. My name is Boss Hogg and I'm a 2 month old purebred Chihuahua. I have a mommy and a daddy, a (human) sister, 2 (human) brothers, and 1 (chihuahua) sister. I love my family. They're much better than the people I lived with the first 5wks of my life. They were icky and put me outside to go pee instead of letting me use pads. I was a Christmas presant from my daddy to my mommy! She was really surprised when he brought me home too! A lady had brought me and my brother into my daddys' store and wanted to know if anyone wanted a puppy. Well, my daddy said that he just fell in love with me the second he saw me and knew he had to have me! He also knew that my mommy had been wanting a little brother for Thumbelina (my sister) for a really long time. Well, daddy called mommy on his way home from work with me and told her that he was coming home early (didn't say anything about me). By the way, the lady he got me from told him that I was 8wks so that he would take me sooner (isn't that sad?). He brought me in, wrapped in a towel, and handed me to mommy (who was making dinner). She was surprised that she squealed...that made me scared! She took me out of the blanket (then I was cold!) and started to kiss on me and everything. I like it when she kisses on me! She sat down on the kitchen floor with me and plaid with me for a while and took a bunch of pictures (I don't like that flashy thing!). Mommy knew that I wasn't 8wks when she saw me...she was shocked that my daddy thought I was (but he's not obsessed like she is *haha*). She cared for me though and got me eating solid food and everything (that's really yummy!).

Now I'm a whole 2 months old and I loooooove everything about my mommy (except when she's not paying attention to me...I don't like that at all!!!).

Welp, I guess that's pretty much it puppy pals. I'll talk to you all later!

Loves & Licks

Boss Hogg