July 27th 2006 9:04 am
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There were 5 piles of poop on the kitchen floor this morning. Peee-uuuu!
Five! Can you believe it?! But it wasn't me, I swear.
There may be 5 dogs in our family but it was only 1 dog who left those poops in the kitchen.
4 of us are sitting up on the bed looking all innocent.
I sure hope mom knows exactly who done them. The new guy.
The dude you have to practically drag outside.
Boy oh boy, he needs to learn some manners! Bad breeding you know.
The rules of etiquette do not allow for "business" to be done indoors at any time.
Someone should tell him. Especially not where you eat. No.
Because pOOp and fOOd do not go together. Even though they both have that OOOOO sound.
Dad almost puked.
How could he do it 5 times? That would take me most of the week.