straight talk from an ewok

Don't think you can push me around just because I am small. No way, buster.
I will give you a stern talking to if you do not respect me. You will leave the dog run in tears
if you do not behave properly.
And, keep those roller skates, skate boards, and luggage with wheels away from me.

Today is my sister Rose's birthday! Where are her gifts? Do not make me angry now!!

Fatty Arbuckle-NOT

So, I gained a little weight this past winter. Is that a crime? Should I do some time over this? Sheesh. There were lots of treats about me. It was very cold. What's a guy to do? So, now I will slim down. Lay off the fat jokes. I wil be back down to 9 pounds in no time.

Turning Seven

I turned 7 on December 27th and so many women wearing lipstick gave me kisses that I needed a bath! Oh well. I still did well in the gift department and I ate turkey for dinner. So, life is not so bad for this ewok!
Happy New Year to all!

Is it my breath?

I have this big gorgeous friend who is a Rottweiler. We are about five or six days apart in age. He used to scream when he saw me on the street and lick me all over. Now, he seems very happy to see me, but he no longer screams or licks me. I still scream when I see him. I kiss him. He lets me, but he has seemed to have lost some of his great enthusaism for me. This pains me. Is it my breath? What gives here? I hate to feel like aa somewhat scorned ewok. Alas. Woe is me!
sigh.

I am ewok. Hear me roar!!!

Listen, I know I am small, but don't think you can push me around because I am a very confident and tough little guy at heart. Beneath my stuffed animal exterior, lies a stout-hearted lion who will kick your butt. Well, I can sure give you a good piece of my mind at least if you try and mess with me. so, big dogs--show some respect, you hear? Or you will feel( or at least hear) the wrath of the ewok!!!

A Day in the Life of An Ewok

I love to get up in the morning and go to the park with my Frenchie brothers and sister. If I am lucky, someone will turn on the hose and I can play with the stream of water until I am good and wet. Then, it's time to try and rub myself dry on someone's clothes. I am a confident and outgoing little fellow and I have no trouble asking for what I need at any given moment. Occasioanlly, some poor misguided soul with bad taste (and no manners ) will make a comment about me being sort of funny looking. Ha! Ha ! I say to those ignorant folks. You only wish you were half as cute as me!
I love to be in laps. I love my best friend Charlie. Just try and evade my charm! You will not be able to resist me. I am just being honest with you. so just give in immediately and save us both a lot of effort.