Mommy wreaks of dog!

Grr...mommy came home from work and smelled of dog! Of course I sniff her pants and sneakers until I get enought to know she didn't cheat on me. I smell alot of weird puggles and poodle mixes! Eeekk! She met 2 chihuahuas...ok I'm jealous. She always reports any jack russells or chihuahua little humans she meets. She said there were 2 sexy little female chihuahuas, too bad I'm neutered :(

Arf! Anyway, I puked in front of mommy and she flipped out! Grandpa is still feeding me good human food mm...mommy called grandpa some bad names and now they are not talking..oops. Next time I'll puke in the closet so she won't find it. That's where I pooped once a while ago. Hehehehehe. My never ending dramatic life!

Thanksgiving is coming! TURKEYYYYYY...that means I'm getting a kiddie chair to sit down close to grandpa...yeaaa more human food for meeee! Turkey mm..I hope this year I get a special present...like mashed potatoes!~! wooo!


Have a Lucky day everyone! I love all my pawpals! Keep in touch dudes, I'm kinda scared of Archibald...he's sexy but he could chew me like a mini-greenie! Eee!! (But mommy LOVES big dogs! and sophisticated names too!..)

Happy Turkey-burpey day! ::farts and looks at but sniffing:: what is that!

NO MORE VETS!

I think my mom hates me. She has taken me to that weird place every week for the past three weeks! GRRR..My mom was trying to explain what a heart murmur is to me, but a man..I don't care...BRING ON THE BAD FOOD! WOO!
I am stubborn..my grandpa always feeds me human food..cuz duh, I'm a human! Mom has been yelling at him every day for years now...well she said it finally caught up to me. I don't know what a heart murmur is but mommy said my heart is beating right, the valves don't close right or something? I tend to stop in a spot and cough for a long time and it really hurts me...sometimes I'm alone when it happens and it scares me.

That's why mommy told me she's been giving me all these weird pills...I fight with her like crazy..I even throw them up...heheheheheheee.....I must be a chihuahua >:o)

Anyway, the first time they stuck a thermometer up my ( O )
(mommy tells me I should watch my language).
That's the day the PILLS came home (rolls eyeballs)

It started with a few..now it's like 4 a day! RIDICULOUS!

I WANT A RECOUNT! WOOF!

The second time she left me there all day [yawns] They shaved my chest and a bit of my belly to do an echocardiogram (ok so mommy typed that big word for me) and a chest xray. I was well-behaved, because I KNOW that I don't have a choice. I guess mommy missed me alot, because when I shed all over her, she kept hugging me and let me do whatever I wanted even more! How unusual!

More pills...ugh!

Then came the third time. I can't remember much. She dropped me off in the morning and left me HUNGRY FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE LIKE LAST TIME!UGH! That's because they were putting me to sleep for a little while and its bad when they eat before that! I hate that! They shaved my arm (covers nose with paw) and needled me. That doesn't phase me..it's when they clipped my nails I got angry..but didn't bite..Mommy says my teeth are beautiful now and that'll help against developing a stronger heart murmur. God what a month. Now she's going to try to brush my teeth..hHAHAHAHAHAHAH..she might as well give up now. SHE WILL NEVER WIN!
Alright...time to go find havoc to wreak on..
- Lucky


P.S. - I love all my new friends, check them all out! We think they are so much cooler than any of the animals we really know here in New Jersey! Arfidierci!