October 29th 2005 9:35 am
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grunt, grunt.....gota make this quick....grunt, grunt....think the papa is on to me....snort, snort....been surfin the inner-net too much......
woo, woo, woO!.....just wanted to say woo, woo, (woof, woof..for you doggies) to all my new pup/ sharpie (flowered too) pals.....grunt, grunt....you are all sooo cool and good looking!..........howdy to: FSBO , Maggie the Flowerchild, Mishu, Boyd, Raisin the Roof (Mushu), Malani, Fiona (aka. FiFi), maxwell, George Underwood, Kiku, COOKIE, ----Jordan----, Echo, Ducky, Scout, Rosie, Polo, Bella, Hobie, and last but not least (love your bat wings) Francis Rocks!....grunt, grunt, snort, snort....... hope you all are chasing lots of kitties and staying away from the (mean) dragons......
October 25th 2005 11:43 am
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grunt, grunt.....today i tried to enter the doggie contest (i saw other sharpie's enter...snort, snort...so i thought it was ok-dokey to enter)......grunt, snort.....but the doggie judges said i can't cause i'm living over here in germany....
grunt, grunt.....oh well, it would have been unfair for the other doggies.......grunt, grunt.......because i would have entered the sleepytime contest part....snort, snort.....sharpies are the best at sleepytime in the whole world.......just look at my pictures!...grunt, grunt, snort!.....i practice doing it all the time....snort, snort......of course i would have had to compete with some other sharpies..grunt, snort.....but i'm sure none of them practice sleepytime as much as i do..
snort, snort....sometimes i practice sleepytime soooo much that i don't even go gusy!...(gusy is what the mama and papa call going outside to chase kitties....snort, snort...grunt....i mean going outside for a walk)..... instead of going gusy i will lay there and wait for the mama to get tired of trying to get me to go outside.....grunt, snort......sometimes she will do a little dance... snort, snort.... i like to think of it as the gusy dance..snort,snort!...would be entertaining if i wasn't sooooo sleepy........after watching the mama do the gusy dance i usually practice more sleepytime.....snort, snort......not that i am lazy...just good at what i do....snort!
October 24th 2005 9:50 am
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grunt, grunt, snort, snort....i found out where the papa keeps his laptop...snort, snort........and with magic internet (no cables...snort, snort, papa is soooo smart..wag,wag) now i can surf the inner-net and talk to my new pals even when the mama and papa are home sleeping, or eating.....grunt, grunt, snort!
okay, now to my latest adventure...snort, snort, grunt.....today i was sooooo brave (and not tooo scared!)....mama and papa took me on a looong walk (didn't see any kitties though...snort!)....but i did see some snorting dragons!!....oh, they are sooooo big and mean....grunt, grunt, grrr!!...i know they want to eat me...snort, grrr!....but of course they wont try to eat me while the papa is around!....he's not afraid of anything.....(except those tasty 8 legged crawly thingies...snort, yumm)....i don't know why mama and papa always want to show me off to the dragons (papa calls them horsies...but i know they are really dragons!...snort, grunt, grrr!)...dragons don't care how cute and snuggly i am...snort, snort... they just want to know what i taste like!...if i wasn't such a nice sharpie i would bite one of those dragons..grrr.....i still remeber the day i first saw a dragon..
...of course i wasn't scared ( i am a shapie....snort)...i went up to snort it..... and it zapped my nose with fire...GRrrrr!!!....i was sooooo mad and scared.....because it barely touched my nose...grrr...and it hurt soooo bad....papa tried to tell me that it wasn't the dragon ....grunt, grunt...grrrr....but a string fence with electric-city in it.......(i don't always believe what the papa tells me)....snort, snort, i am a sharpie and smart enough to know.......no way a electric-city could fit in a string fence thingy!, snort, snort!........now when i see dragons.....snort!...i try to go the other way....but the mama and papa always want me to get soooo close to those Big, Mean, dragons!!..snort, grrr!...sometimes i hope that the dragons will try to eat me while the papa is watching....grunt...then he will see how mean they are.....snort!....until then i will have to keep being brave when visiting the land of the dragons.....snort!!
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