July 17th 2005 4:22 pm
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Mom said that I've had a problem ever since I was a little puppy. I'm very cute... and cuddly but today is the day I am taking a step to a sober free life. "My name is Mimi... and I am a poo-eater".

It all began because I wasn't cared for well as a puppy until my mommy rescued me. I used to eat my poop as a baby. I was forced to go cold turkey when the vet gave mommy pills that made my poo taste bad. I learned that I wasn't supposed to eat my poo. I have been sober for 3 1/2 years now... until recently... I have relapsed!

Mommy was wondering why I was hovering by the pee wee pads... My little sis Chloe goes number 2 on the pee wee pads... She's the yorkie. I've been stalking the pee wee pads around the time Chloe usually goes poo so that I can have a little snack while mommy didn't look.

I got caught today. Mom shrilled out a "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and I stepped away from the poo with a sad look of guilt on my face. I got my teeth and my mouth washed out with doggie toothpaste and mouthrise. It smells minty fresh.

Well, mommy is going to go back to the vet and get more pills... this time for Chloe... and she is changing our food schedules so that she will be home when everyone... has to go poo. So that all of us will go no 2 outside. No more poo eating!!! It really grossed out mama and dada.