The Adventures of Gwenie Bad Dog
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One weekDecember 7th 2008 10:19 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
My Dear Gwenie,
Rest Peacefully My Sweet Little SisterNovember 29th 2008 1:25 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
I have sad news to share with our friends. My beautiful little sister Gwenie was put to rest on Friday morning. She spent her last Thanksgiving with all of the people who loved her. I spent the night at my parent's house with Gwenie, and we watched Legally Blonde and ate pumpkin pie until she fell asleep. Gwenie has been a part of my life since I was eleven years old, and I never imagined life without her. Gwenie had a wonderful life, and she will be sadly missed. I will never forget my little sister and my childhood best friend.
Strange...but trueJuly 4th 2007 7:41 pm[ Leave A Comment ] So now that it's well into the summer, my family seems to think that it's time for me to go outside. Oh the humanity! Why should I go outside when I can sit indoors in the air conditioning? The humans even have a nice fan set up near my sleeping quarters, so why bother going outside? So the humans try to trick me into going out there. They call "BOOTS!", but I'm on to their false Boots alarms. My mom even puts me on the OTHER side of the screen door and allows me to sit there, staring at them until one of them gives in and lets me back inside...where my comfy chair and bed await. Not to mention, that when I go out there, there's this NEW dog next door, that barks and tries to play with me...like I'm actually into that. Although one may think that it's strange, I am truly an "indoor" dog.
Website!January 19th 2007 6:35 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
New website for adoptable doggies and (those darn) BOOTS look-alikes! Check it out!
Eating FootOctober 17th 2006 7:18 pm[ Leave A Comment ] I am SO mad at my mom today. She took me to the vet (my sister sent her to avoid the wrath of this bad dog I know it-but I'm on to her giving me medicine and such). Apparently my practice of eating foot ("Stop eating foot!") has gotten the best of me and landed me a visit with the VET. He SHAVED my foot, gave me shots, and to top it off- CUT MY TOENAILS. The vet said that I'll be ok, I just have to take medicine and leave my foot alone. But how does one do that when foot is so irresistible?
Where is that Girl? Part TwoAugust 27th 2006 12:44 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
So, the other day something strange happened. I woke up in the morning ready for my am rounds to check on the security of the building (aka BOOTS patrolling) and my sister was nowhere to be found! Doesn't she know that in order for me to keep this yard BOOTS free, she needs to open up the door and let me out?! So, once again I find myself asking...where is that girl?
Pooped on the RoadMay 4th 2006 8:27 am[ Leave A Comment ] So now that my sister has graduated, she is trying to get back into shape. I have decided to help her by accompanying her on power walks (haha power walks) in the AM. So today, here I am haulin' tail (or lack there of...) up this hill, and it hit me. I had to poop. So I did what anydog would do-I pooped on the road. My sister was SO mad at me! Ah whatever! Who knew there were rules against poopin' on the road!? I do what I want!
SISTER Guarding???!!April 8th 2006 4:28 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
So my sister has been VERY sick since Tuesday morning. Perhaps we'll call it karma (*ahem* surprise GROOMER appointment Monday). Well anyway, I took it upon myself as dog to guard her from all that is evil as she slept on the couch day after day, helpless in defence of BOOTS (who I chased away successfully today by the way) and The Tony Danza Show left running on the
Tricked!April 3rd 2006 4:17 pm[ Leave A Comment ] Ah WHATEVER! My sister tricked me today. She sent me on a car trip with my brother-boy was I excited! Until...ah whatever! She had him take me to the GROOMER! I surely didn't see that one coming-he NEVER takes me to the groomer! So now I am shaved bald and feelin' oh so naked, because it's "Spring" so that girl thinks that I don't need my coat anymore. Next, she'll be trying to take my Easter pictures outside infront of BOOTS or something! I'm on to you...girl! Ah! I was tricked!
What the!!??? BOOTS!!!January 28th 2006 9:56 am[ Leave A Comment ]
So this morning my mom went downstairs to pull her car out and go to work. She left the garage door open because my sister was leaving soon too, and upon their return...
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