July 16th 2008 4:03 pm
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Q: What is your Main Job Function in the Company?

A: Being the oldest son, I must learn everything I can as quickly as possible, because one day I will take over the enterprise. Right now, I oversee the budget. I make sure that no ribbon is wasted, and no buttons or beads fall to the floor. I hate having to bark at Mom, but I cannot tolerate waste. Usually, she picks the fallen item up when I bark at her, but sometimes she doesn't pay attention, then I have to pick it up and run circles around the kitchen with it. Mom hates chasing me to get me to drop things, so I see it is making her more careful.

Q: I see you modeled the Baseball themed bows. How much can a good looking pup like yourself make from doing modeling work?

A: Well, we are a relatively new business, so we are investing most of our profits back into the business, for materials and such. Because of this, I model for much less than my normal going rate. Mom throws a greenie, or Merrick treat my way every day, and that is good enough for now.

Q: What do you enjoy most about owning your own business?

A: That's easy: More time with Mom!