June 23rd 2007 11:24 am
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Well summer's here now and the backyard is getting boring. Mommy walks me & Spud to work every day, it's just over a mile. It's so fun!

The other day I was in the backyard and I could smell something down the backlane... I made a quick hole in the hedge and I was off. Mommy came to find me a few minutes later and I had already eaten the neighbours' cat food. What do they think, they can leave cat food on the back step and I'm not going to smell it and eat it? They were only 5 houses away. Now Mommy has chicken wire in the hedge so I will have to find a new exit.

Mommy told me there's going to be a human baby in the house in a little while. I have lots of advice for her. I told her when she gets really big and fat, she will need to pee all the time so just do it on the floor like I did. Nobody has the heart to punish you when you're pregnant! Also, I still have my whelping box if she wants to use it. I hope if she has 5 like I did, that we can keep one. I will pick which one and think up a name for it.