July 8th 2007 10:10 am
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Humans. . . .

I don't know whether or not we,as canids,will ever be able to grasp the perplexing phenomenon of humanity.I watch in complete stillness,marveling at their contradictory mannerisms and complicated form of communication.They exchange words mindlessly without a cogitation of their own body language.They seem to be obsessed with the action of grooming,at times doing so for hours at a time.They greet eachother in the rudest of ways.They want to make us humans,too.

My main human & I were up at the park today.I was searching for some stimulation and I came across a captivating aroma.To my delight,there was a deceased squirrel that was saturating in the ground.I dropped myself on the ground,covering myself in the pleasant scent,only to be called off it the middle of it.I continued my rolling until I was satisfied.I then returned to the human and was sent off sniffing once more.We then returned home,and the human turned on the hose.Expecting a horrible bath,I started to walk away,only to find I was tied to something ahead of time.She brought me over and rubbed me with repulsive goo and ruined my fur.She proceeded to spray me with water,and then drug me over and put me on a table dry me off with a machine and a cloth.I was then allowed to recuperate from the horrible experience by eating and sleeping on my bed.

Word to the wise,
resist yourself.