Outside

Mom finally figured out my outdoor routine.

She comes home and lets me out. This is the time for a quick squirt only. The rest of the time is for my cursory perimeter check. I cannot see every inch of my yard from indoors and must make sure everything is secure. I will then come back in for lovin' and greetin' and food and what not.

I must return outdoors soon after to do my outdoor-dog type business (have a poo).

I just don't feel as if I can relax and have a good poo if I have not secured the area!!

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