The philosophical stylings of Lord G. Tankington

Bath = NOT FUN!

May 7th 2006 8:10 am
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Today is the dreaded BATH DAY. Mommy thinks that I'm getting a little stinky and wants to "freshen me up". BLECH! Bath day is the absolute worst. At least I get a nice big treat after I'm done. Mom said she wants to take pictures of me while I'm getting cleaned up...well she can forget about that! I'll stand for picture with doggles on, but no bath pictures!

Mom has already started my birthday shopping. So far (and I promise, I didn't peak...she tells me EVERYTHING) she has gotten me a personalized elevated feeding station, a doggie football jersey (GO EAGLES!), an aviator coat, a football rope toy and some greenie double chuck biscuits. Boy, it's going to be like Christmas all over again, only BETTER!

The sad thing is, right after my birthday my mom is going to the big C (college). She has to live on campus for the first year there, so I will only get to see her once a week!! It's going to make both me and her very sad. The good thing is she is working really hard to save up money so we can get an apartment after her first year there! Woohoo! I would make such a great "bachelor pad" dog :-)

Anyway, it looks like it's time for my bath...hopefully this won't be too bad...

-Lord G. Tankington

 
 

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