I Caught My FIRST Squirrel!!!

OH MY GOD, today I caught my first squirrel. I was so excited, and dad was too, but mom was sad. She cried. I feel bad, but "HEY, I CAUGHT MY FIRST SQUIRREL!!!" Dad says he was so proud, and said there are many more squirrels to catch. Woo-Hoo!!!
After I finally caught one, I ran all around the woods looking for more, but I think my reflexes were a little slow, since the Squirrels usually saw me before I saw them. Oh well, I still caught one. I was so into searching for squirrels, I wouldn't even take a treat from mom, which so happens to be one of my favorite treats, CHICKEN BREAST... mmm hmmm... I could sure use some of that now. Let me go see if I can get any... I'll bark more later...

Gotta get chicken
Gotta catch a squirrel
Bark On!!!

One FEATURED Boy!!!

Well Well Well. It seems that I'm just one featured boy. I'm featured for the Doggy Diary today, and even better (no offense) I have been featured in the local newspaper. Yeah, it's so great, mom went out and got 20 copies. The picture is of me in my Irish top hat, at the local St. Patricks Day parade. I am the HAMMIEST BOY ever!!!

Pictures will be posted soon...
Bark On!!!

We're MOVING!!!

OMG, mom said we're MOVING. I don't think it's going to be too far, but a new house... How exciting!!! New smells, new neighbors, new yard... Woo-Hoo! Oh yeah, and there is a JACK friend who lives 2 houses down. I'm so excited... I've met this Jack friend already, he is SOOO nice... We Played for a little bit...
BUT the BEST part about the new house is it's 2 houses down from the biggest and best park in the city!!! It's HUGE!!! We'll walk everyday... I get to run off lease... I'm so excited...
Oh boy Oh boy.... right next to the park... OH BOY!!!

I'll bark more later.
Bark On!!!

White stuff Fleas...

Wowee Zowee!!! I hate this white stuff all over the ground, my paws are furreezing! What is a dog to do? I tried to show my mom I can potty inside, but she just got really mad at me. You'd think she'd be happy I didn't have to go out every so often. She could just leave me inside all the time. But NO... I got in trouble by trying to do HER a favor. What a dog's life!
Ugh, and you know what, today I found out that I am getting a Fido Fleas. What in sane's heck is that? I don't want fleas... they're so itchy. I am not happy about these Fleas. Again, what is a dog to do? I don't know how to show mom I don't want Fleas. Anyone have a suggestion? Bark me your comments... PLEASE... I don't want FLEAS!!!

Bark On,
Jake