November 2nd 2004 1:37 pm
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Okay I really don't know what is going on around here these days.
The servant acquired some cow heads.
Now maybe you don't know but cows are BIG. Their heads are BIG. So for me to get one into me is a LOT of very hard work.
The servant gave us the heads on Saturday, one each. Bailey tried to steal mine but I nipped that in the bud. What a jerk he can be. Chance was scared of his and ran away to graze on broom and tall grass. But I know good eating when I see it.
Now it's Tuesday and we are a Looooonnng way from finishing our cow heads.
The servant won't allow the heads in the house - I guess since she cleans it she has some say. But jeez we barely have an hour in the morning and evening to gnaw on these things.
I must say, however, that my girlish figure is taking a bit of a hit on this. Chance is enourmous and even Bailey is starting to look plump. I hope he doesn't have another seizure from over eating - although at least he has enough padding he can't hurt himself now.