June 16th 2006 7:32 am
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Well last night was unpleasant. I was at the university campus with Sweet Pea, waiting patiently for the queen bee to finish milling her wood. Well finally after listening to the jointer and planer run for what seemed like hours, she decided to take us for a walk on campus. I love that campus, so much space and so pretty. Well towards the end of the walk I saw a grumpy man so I barked at him. WELL that pissed him off and he continued to RANT at her - "Excuse me, is that your dog? You know you should LEASH your dogs on this property. You're sorry? well thats not enough.Hey are you listening to me?? do you speak english? I am talking to you. Oh, you're deaf - oh SORRY. Yes I see you have them back on leashes,well I am still talkin to you. Well did you know that if your dog barks that is classified as an Aggressive Dog? And I can call campus police right now. And you WILL get fined. And if that dog nipped at me, can you say LAWSUIT? What are you doing here on this campus? Are you a student here? you know students cannot bring dogs here. Oh, you say... what? Do you work here? Oh you do, do you? Well I can get you fired if I reported this to campus police. So keep those dogs leashed. Are we cool now? I know you said you were sorry. ok are we cool?"

That guy obviously needs a dog to keep him happy.