You know You're Bored When...

You think Hannibull's leaking anal glands are halfway interesting,
Dad's socks amuse you only until the point where you tear one measly little hole,
You only manage a chuckle when Hannibull gets booted outside for peeing in the house ( yeah he's 20 months old)
You only empty half the Kong of its yummy contents before you lose interest and roll over and nap.
I blame this suffocating heat. Living in the desert freakin sucks. Anyway, my lack of lust for life explains why I am way behind on Dogster tag and diary entries. Something I finally got around to hounding the assistant about, and she is finally getting some of the tasks checked off the list I made for her.
So here's the deal on Dogster Tag:
I got tagged by Georgie, Oliver, and George. The directions are as follows,

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

My 7 Pawsome Facts
1) I am Pawsome!
2) Hannibull is not
3) I can empty my artichoke toy of treats in 40 seconds flat by tipping it upside down and rolling it invertedly along the bookcase.
4) My IQ is spooky high
5) I marked the new crate bed on November 12, 2006 and let Hannibull take the blame, wuahahaha
6) My mom loves me more than Hannibull
7) And my last pawsome fact: I scream and wail whenever I get a manicure and it really doesn't hurt at all- I just like to mess with everyone's minds.

I am tagging:
1. Nellie
2. Effie
3. Dakota
4. Pearl
5. Babette
6. Hola
7.Bob

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