April 8th 2009 5:43 pm
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Some people think that "hitting the wall" means, that is as far as you can go. NOT SO is what I have to say!!!

Not so long ago mom and I were playing with my almost indestructible ball, which as it turns out, is very destructable. I have flunked to the smaller version since I am now "handicapped" and can't mangage the big one. So of course my main goal is to destroy. Which I have done to two of them. Now I only like the little beat up ones. Mom has bought me two newer ones and I ignore them.

Anyway, back to my dog adventure...H I T T I N G T H E W A L L. So now I play an abreviated version of the ball game. Instead of chasing a giant hard ball around the back yard or the big basement, I chase a small one, pick it up in my actual mouth, and return it to mom or dad and they throw it again, down the hall of our ranch home. I still love the GAME.

So mom and I are playing. We are going good. Mom gets the ball and passes it to me, I turn, lose my balance on the slate floor, (by now I am going 75 MPH) I hit the wall, a giant crack fills the house with noise, mom is holding her head like it is going to explode, I do not miss a beat. I get to the little plastic piece of wonder, grab it by its neck, and beat it back to mom, who I just know is ready to make another pass.

Well, when I get back to mom, I sense she is holding her breath. She looks at me strange and proclaims that there is blood coming out of my eyebrow. (I have an eyebrow?) Anyway, she looks like someone hit her or something. I just want her to throw the ball. So she does. but soon she looks at the wall were it and I collided and it does make her wonder why I am not out cold on the floor. The wall is sporting a two inch hole in it, decked in my own hair.

So I punched a hole in our wall board with my eye socket...so you want to make something of it?? I didn't think so.

Mom had to go out for a while so she left instructions with my dad that if I started having hallucinations he should call her. Hey! I am fine, so I have a hard head...want to make something of it?? I thought not! I was only tryin' to have some fun!! And that is what I do EVERYDAY!