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I Have the Most Interesting Life

My New Favorite "Rag"

Right now, you're reading my diary.

But WHY?? When you COULD be reading THIS diary:

The Gossip Hound

It's way more funny. And coming from someone who takes a little bit of pride in being somewhat funny, that's a pretty big compliment. But even I know when I've been out-funnied.

Better than any supermarket tabloid, "The Gossip Hound" is a must-read for anyone who needs to know the dirty little secrets behind Hollywood's most happening hipsters. Everyone loves a trainwreck...and let's face it...Hollywood is full of them!

Now you can see Hollyweird from a whole new perpective, because there's no better view than the view from the Bridge. Let "Jermajesty" (formerly known as just plain "Daisy") take you on an E-ticket ride to the best of the best of what you need to know, to be "in the know!"

Fooled Ya!

Ummmm.....change of plans. April Fool's!

After much deliberation, I realize that I can't possibly be a cat. They're way too independent...and well....it's no secret that I am a big mama's boy. Apparently, it was just another case of "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." So, I'm staying on my own side of the fence, even though the grass seems less green. I've never been much of a grass connessuier anyway. Thanks for all the support though! It really makes a dog who thought he was a cat feel loved.

To those of my pals (and siblings) who were looking forward to my transformation for less-than-honorable reasons.....my sincerest apologies for ruining your dinner plans!

Time For A Change...

Today, I am five years old! OMD! How did THAT happen?!

Now that I am all grown up, it is time to make some grown up decisions about my life. And I have been thinking about my life a lot lately. And I think that the occassion of the celebration of my fifth year is a good time to make an announcement about a big, life-changing decision that I have made.

For five years now, I have felt that something was not "right" about the way I was living. I struggled to figure out why I was constantly confused and depressed...wondering what was my purpose in life. Sure, I had a good life...a good home...a reasonably decent human...good friends...and I was part of the most most feared Gang on the block...but I still felt like something was missing. I'd go out in the yard with the rest of the Gang, and bark at the neighbor dogs, bark at passing strangers, bark at cats in the yard next door. And then it hit me. I gazed at those cats, and I knew. There they were, living a life of freedom....going where they want, when they want, foraging for their next meal....answering to no one but themselves...."lone wolves" so to speak. And suddenly, I realized what had been confusing me all these years. I was a cat, living in a dog's body!

That's right. I know it comes as a shock to you. It came as a shock to me at first, too. But, I can no longer deny it. My true destiny is to be a cat.

And so it is with a great sense of personal self-revelation and relief that I announce that for the past few months, I have been undergoing the necessary preliminary treatments leading up to a species-change operation....which is taking place today. When I come back from the clinic, I will still be the same Flecken you know and love....just in a different form. My TRUE form. I thank you all in advance, as I know you will support me in this decision. You are the best dog pals a cat could ask for. Thanks again....and from here on out, I'll be seeing you on Catster!