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The Life and Times of Gorgeous George

What A Night.....

June 21st 2011 9:38 pm
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it started off innocently with mommy havin' the biggest Cosmo I ever did see and then saunterin' off into the backyard to water her just planted tomatoes..Me I was hangin' out around the back of the house all by my lonesome...Mom got thru doin' her gardenin' stuff and called me to come into the house...She called, and she called, and she called ...I was huddled in the grass gnawin' on "somethin'"...Mom screamed at me to drop it but I ignored her command much like I usually do...Mom began chasin' me around the yard and saw that I did indeed have somethin' in my mouth...She screamed, I ran...Her only option was to grab the dastardly hose, the only thing in life that I am truly petrified of **cringes**...At first she just sprayed "at" me, I didn't give up my treasure, only ran...Next the jet spray came my way and I refused to succumb to the water torture...I became totally soaked and FINALLY became so sick and tired of the dang hose and her swearin' at me at the top of her lungs that I dropped "it"...Mom scooped me up and whisked me into the garage to dry me off before I jumped on the couch and soaked that sucker too..Next, she gathered up all her courage to see what exactly I had dropped...Bein' a girl she could only determine that IT HAD A HEAD...

She immediately called Dr.Nia due to my "condtion" and the Dr. told her to rush me in to make me a Barfy-Boy..I gotted to the hopstial and all the suckers there were so happy to see me, only Mom didn't seem too pleased to back again **cha-ching** Dr. Nia whisked me off and put these drops in my eyes to make me barf...Guess what? I barfed up all kinds of feathers and "insides" of what used to be I'm sure, a very cute birdie...Dr. Nia wanted Mom to come back and see all the cwap i throwed up, but Mom refused cuz I don't thinks she wanted to throwed up too!

Now the concern is with my compromised liver what havoc this cute little sucker that I ripped apart could do to my insides...I gots all kinds of injections and they gave Mom even more pills for me to take for another 10 days...Dr. Nia is concerned that perhaps the cute little de-headed birdie could have been diseased and that possibly my liver could be further compromised...Keep you paws crossed please~

Did you know that when they makes you barf your tummy gets all empty and that you're freakin' starvin' when you get home? I've been tearin' around the house threatenin' the peeps with bodily harm unless they dish out somethin' that tastes even better than that cute little birdie I ripped up~ This is the prime reason why I'm not allowed to go outside by myself very often, and I gots a feelin' it's gonna be a lot longer before I ever gets to hunt in the yard again **begins to sob (while tummy is growlin')**

Oh and somethin' else...Mom was in the waitin' room with this young man who had brought in a newborn Feral Kitten whose mother had left him/her in the mans yard...The kitty had problems breathin' so the man whisked this poor kitty to Dr. Nia where they treated him/her for pneumonia...This is one lucky kitty the man forked over almost $200 cash for this Feral Kitty, gotta be the luckiest Feral Kitty in all the land I thinks...

So the moral of this story is: 1 animal taken and 1 animal given life on the same night..Kind of makes the head of the birdie in my garbage more heartwarmin', huh~

Signed, George "Bird-Breath" "Cha-Ching" Underwood


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Barked by: Bailey NWD (Dogster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 3:27 am

George I hope everything is okay with your liver! Moms are like that! Mine made me drop a perfectly good mouse and took baby bunnies away from me! They can scream really loud and move fast when they get motivated! That was nice about the little kitty though.
Barked by: Bailey NWD (Dogster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 4:38 am

George I hope everything is okay with your liver! Moms are like that! Mine made me drop a perfectly good mouse and took baby bunnies away from me! They can scream really loud and move fast when they get motivated! That was nice about the little kitty though.
Barked by: River (Dogster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 4:45 am

OMD George!!! I wish you would be careful!!!! You are scaring the poo right outta me!!!
Barked by: The Roo Crew™ ©® (Dogster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 9:59 am

Atta boy, George! Those birds are bad news~! Bird flu and all that! They even carry West Nile Virus! Yucky critters! and what a hunter you are!

But next time, just murder the sucker and don't consume him, kay?

Big time POTP for you!

Barked by: Muffin * Crazy Little Angel * (Dogster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 1:48 pm

Holy cow sure keep things hopping at your house! (I'm thinking your Mom would perhaps like a little less of that. Humans are weird.)

I guess it was a good day for the feral kitty, not such a great day for you & an exceptionally bad one for the bird.

I'm sending you some gentle hugs George. And maybe, just maybe, you could give your Mom a moment or two with less excitement. :-)
Barked by: George Underwood (Dogster Member)

June 22nd 2011 at 7:41 pm

Thanks pups we thinks I puked up the whole birdie and hopefully with all these dang meds I'm takin' my liver don't take yet another hit~ I keep tellin' Mom to feed me more, I's starvin' I guess! Mom stayed home with me today just to make sure I was okay and I wasn't allowed into the yard at all~ So....I ripped the head off my stuffed ducky, that's kinda like a birdie, huh~ I figured I didn't get to eat the birdie head yesterday and I'd settle for a ducky head today~ Did you pups know that dinin' on birdies could be sooo expensive $215.00 at home I wonder what they charge in restaurants, it's gots to be more I'm sure BOL Thanks for all the concern it's much appreciated!
Barked by: ♥ Maggie ♥ (Dogster Member)

July 21st 2011 at 4:18 pm

Aaawww Georgie, I'm just seeing this! I hope your all better now! We know what it's like to have to keep any eye on those liver functions but I have to tell you... I used to HUNT those birdies too! I even caught one in flight! Mom would not have believed it if she had not seen it. :))

We are saying prayers for you sweetheart!

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