 Age: 5 Years Sex: Female Weight: 26-50 lbs
 "Happy Birthday Beatrix!!"
 "Lookee what clever best friend Amazing Gwacie make!! She AMAZING huh?"
 "It lazy summer daze!"
 "Beatrix holding "Nino Sinclaya""
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Nicknames:
BB, Bea, Bearatrix, Bear, Mama, MamaBea, Bea is for Beautiful, Tricky
Quick Bio:
Pet-Peeves:
Human blah, blah this all boring! BOL
Favorite Toy:
Me VAWY clever able to make toy of anything! Give it to me, and me take it apart!
Favorite Food:
Me a little finicky...like to sit on Octopus lap be hand fed like little baby
Favorite Walk:
Me LOVE go walk, you open leash drawer and me THERE!!
Best Tricks:
Specialize in destroying heirloom antiques, documents, wall demolition, rug removal and dabble in the usual, remote controls, shoes (by the boatload) with a focus on flip flops! YUM!
Arrival Story:
Beatrix was a dog that rescue rejected saying she was "too ugly" to save. I quit the rescue and took her anyways. Rescue is not a beauty contest and I couldn't stand to see her put down.
Beatrix was covered in mange, refused any attempts and human contact and would melt, look away and cringe when touched. She was depressed, sad and sick.
Beatrix came as a foster, but as the days went by and the recovery was slow it became apart she was sent to us as a gift.
Now, Beatrix has glossy fur, LOVES people and will just run up to people, wrap her arms around your waist and want to hug. She loves to cuddle, wants to be held, and loves to have her smooshy face kissed.
People tell me they would LOVE to have Beatrix! No one wanted her before...what is the difference? Very simple...LOVE. Love is the magic that puts the light in the eyes, that brings a little one who has given up on life back.
Love is free, love is meant to be shared, easy to dispense and easy to recieve...we wish all of you LOVE...
Forums Motto:
Me LOVE you!
From me heart...:
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December 14th 2009 10:30 am
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Oh Okay then huh?
So this whole be good for Santa Paws thing always have best friend in knots okay?
Like WHO in world ABLE be good? Mud jut beg be roll in, poo beg be eaten & roll in, antique thing uglee need be destroy before it burn up you eyeballies, have more money in bank if me shred bill immediate huh?
And what mean good anyway? Appawently ME idea of good not same same as the Octopus!
So this year me all in knots huh? Me daddy sit me on lap say "Bea, sweetie what have you all upset?" So me confide in me sweet sweet daddy how Octopus hum that little song about "better watch out, me tell you why..." Daddy VAWY upset wif the Octopus say her NO sing this for BB.
Say, Bea, you jut be you sweet sweet self, you no worry WHO watch...me buy you whatever you want. You jut tell daddy WHAT want & me get it!
ROFBOL...Look on Octopus face PRICELESS!!
So me say WooOooooHoOoo for Howliday!! Me Whoop it up do WHATEVER ME want an' PFFT to the Octopus an' Santa TOO!
September 15th 2009 11:05 am
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Dear Diary,
Me ask you this...
How 'portant it is tell trufs? It ever time just keep yap shut say nothing or it always good give little guidance?
Me tell story...okay, between you an' me huh? Trufs be told this Octopus not 'xactly pick of litter, few apple shy of bushel that thing huh?
Whole entire summer it a thing...she go out in garden, hum little song...*Beatrix stuffs cotton in her ears and covers them with her paws* it horrible song but me digress. Octopus bring in flower...ugh! It flower on table, in little vases...then she photograph flower...ugh! Okay, me patient about all this. She say "Beatrix look these flower, me like you smell it cheya you up." Ugh me say...look stinky flower not cheya self up...bring in little cat poo...now THAT cheya Beatrix up. Pffft
So now me KNOW Octopus slip gear...she draggin' in dead everything from garage. Sing this little song it Barney song so bear with best friend okay? Brace self...
It season after summer it before the winter it the fall it the fall it the fall...
Okay, me say you this, teenagers NO like Barney song! Sorry...they roll eyes huff, puff like little dragon see Octopus theya in her Hello Kitty outfit (that whole nother story ugh) sing little song drag in all kind dead jimmer jabber...
Not bad enough this stuff dead...oh NOoooOoo she gotta strew it ALL over me nice house. Little leafy thing belong in weedeater that what ME say!! Dead leaf belong in bag at CURB...dead flower...UGH ugh and UGH
She say "Beatrix, Jack Frost gonna' nip you nose...it get cold now" ROFBOL It cold in Los Angeles it because Suzy turning up air conditioner too high!! Whoever this dog Jack Frost me say you this...me not excited he gonna' bite best friend on nose!
Now this me final exhibit that Octopus go completely mad this time...she CLAIM it TRUFS..."leaf fall from trees." Me swear!! me not lie even little bit! Octopus belief leafs all gonna' fall off trees!! ROFBOL Who ever heya of that!! Me four year old in all me life me no see tree wifout leaf!! Silly, silly Octopus!!
So heya back to question...me call men in little white coat try to get help for the Octopus? Or me brace self hope this blow over? What think?
August 27th 2009 1:54 pm
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Hello me diary...
Me heya ask you this...WHO invent this thing? *Beatrix holds up a flat moose dolly* Lookee this...*Beatrix tosses it up in the air...it lands limply*
What kind human ding dong this THIS a toy for woof? It got NO stuffing!! NOt even little bit...it just limp furry thing...PFFT what me say.
That crazy Octopus drag this thing home from store a MONF ago!! me have this thing WHOLE entire monf!!
She holler when she coming in "BEA !! BEA...HONEY BEA" Ugh...that me new name!! *Beatrix rolls her eyes* Honey Bea? You kidding me? The Octopus think this name SOooOooOo clever...but me digress huh? She holler for me like she have REAL prize something like that...
There she is in doorway hair all a shamble from shopping...eye all bulgey like some kind crazy squirrel wif nut in cheeks...me actually feel sorry for her see her so excited over nothing so me do it...me fake happy.
"OOoooO" me say..."OooooOoo" Me say twice because need time think up WHAT gonna' say huh? "For me?" Then me clasp this lifeless piece of limp furry to me chest like it prize...what that get me? Big ol' sloppy kiss right on me mouf!! PFFFT Me sure hoping me not get sick from that~!!
Me even rip little hole in top see if maybe stuffing all squish down...me sniff it real careful like make sure it new...me think maybe it old icky one some other dog already kill you know? Nope it new...
That beg question...WHO invent THIS thing?
In the end somebody pee on the thing!! ROFBOL...Not know if it me little son Honey Beya or best friend OttO (pronounce this Uh TOE) but whoever do it agree wif Beatrix WHO invent THIS thing?!?
And so the lie continue...ugh...everytime the Octopus come by me gotta FAKE me LOVE this thing an' it not look like it wearing out anytime soon! What about pee? Ugh...washing machine take care of that...*Beatrix shakes her head sadly* Yep, it clean again...so heya me sit wif weird little destuff furry thing...maybe me stick it on head wear for hat? Maybe me hang it in garden scare away any creature about...think same same happen to them for steal vegetables huh?
Ugh!! Me LOVE you diary!! XOXOXO BB
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