The Rath of the Carmael Chocolate Kiss

My mommy left me yesterday, like she has for the past seven years thinking I would be my normal well behaved self. Well, I don't know what came over me, but I knew my mommy kept a bowl of carmel chocolate kisses over in the corner of her dresser. So not being able to contain this uncontroallable urge to do the unthinkable just once, I jumped on the bed, then on the dresser, and didn't stop until there were none left. I couldn't believe what I had done, now I knew I was in BIG trouble, especially with the thing about dogs and chocolate. So I made sure there was no evidence left, not even a piece of tin foil, and went back on the bed to sleep until mommy can home, as if nothing had happened. Well let me tell you, I thought I had pulled it off. She came in petted and kissed me hello and put me on my leash to go for a walk , yes, I had pulled it off and enjoyed every minute of it, I was good. But about that time my mommy bent down and said "Sasha what is this in your ear"? Oh know, it was the carmel, I knew I misplaced a piece and there it was in my ear.
Well to the bedroom she marched, with me following behind very slowly. Well, as you guessed it she found all she needed to prosecute me. She had never yelled at me till then, then calling the vets, and the exams, what a mess.
It taught me a lesson not to ever leave the bed again.... But I am fine and back to recieving my own treats. I guess this was my first big adventure and I am quite sure my last. I do have the brightest droppings for the holidays of the neighborhood with all that glittery from the foil..