Life's tough when you're an Eenie Weenie!

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Shreveport or Bust!

October 6th 2006 7:38 am
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We're all packed up and ready to head East! I hope we can check in with everywoof tonight from our motel. I'm so excited because I've never been on an overnight trip yet!

I had to have a bath last night and I *grrrrr snapped* Mom. I tried to tell her later I was just playing but Dog Alive was she mad! *wooofps* I don't know why I had to have a bath. Something about looking nice for the ladies. I'm sure Gonzo could care less if I, AHEM*bobs head mocking Mah-ahm* "reek like a dog"!

Anyhowl, we're keeping 4 on the floor and the pedal to the metal! We've got ourselves a convoy!

*throws head back nose in the air and sings*

On The Road Again

Just can't wait to get on the road again
My Mom and I are going walking with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Sniffin' dogs that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the road again.

On the road again
Like a band of weenies we zoom down the highway
Meeting our best friends
Insisting that the treats be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
My Mom and I are going walking with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again


Smoke, heading out on the highway

 

Almost Time!!!

October 5th 2006 7:46 pm
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We're almost all packed and ready to head to Shreveport for the Red River Revel Run and Dog Walk! I can't believe I'm finally going to meet Gonzo, Goldie, Gertie, Gabby and Bou!

I hope we can see some more Dogsters. I think Oscar the Double-Dapple Eenie Weenie will be there too!

This is going to be the Dogster trip of the year! I'm so excited I can't go sleepy puppy tonight! *runs around like a weenie-ac*

Smoke, piling his bags at the door

 

ONE MORE DAY!

October 5th 2006 6:35 am
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Only ONE MORE DAY until the Great Roadtrip of 2006 is underway!

Smoke, waiting by the garage door

 

The Funny Farm

October 4th 2006 9:24 pm
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Welp. Our leak is fixed. We may have to put Mom on rations so that the expense doesn't cut into MY budget! *poke*

I've made an interesting discovery or four today. We've been invaded by ants and spiders here at Casa de Smoke. Darn drought. They keep coming in because it's so dry outside. Mom gets out the vacuum and sucks them up.

Discovery #1 - I'm not so scared of the vacuum.

Disocvery #2 - Don't try to eat ants. Tracking them across the kitchen floor is OK. Just don't try and eat one. *ptooooey*

Disocvery #3 - Spiders will die in the vacuum.

Discovery #4 - Ants turn your vacuum into an ant farm.

*sits in front of the Windtunnel and watches the ants*

Really. Who knew ants could live in a vacuum. Mom has one of those vacuums with the clear dirt cup. You can see them scurrying around in there.

*pokes the dirt cup*

I guess it'll be all right. Mom will just have to "relocate" them to the garbage can outside. I bet they'll love it there!

Smoke, herding ants

 

Dog the Lifeboats!

October 3rd 2006 7:37 pm
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We're taking on water!

*grabs soft life-preserver shaped e-collars*

Women and Eenie Weenies first!

*herds Rowdy Friends to higher ground*

No pushing! No shoving! Hurrrrrrry!

*runs around like a weenie-ac wailing and flailing*

We're gonna be washed away!

*lifts paws up dramatically so they don't get wet*

We're gonna drow[SMOKE! Whoa up! It's just a leak!]

*sets down his Dogly possessions*

Huh? We sprung a leak?

[Yes. Hopefully the Plumber will be here tomorrow.]

Smoke, *hoping for a plumber whose pants fit*

 

Rosette Time!

October 2nd 2006 5:48 am
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Since I've been hiding under the chair, I think I missed a round of Pup Pal Rosette Roulette. *wooofps* Without furter ado or adon't in this case, let's get started!

*warms up his randomizer*

*poke* *poke*

*Poke* #1 - A fellow Texan and squeaky lover, Yodi! He says he looks like Cousin It but I think he looks more like Ozzy Ozborne!

*Poke* #2 - Who could not love a big German Shepherd with a forum motto "Get that tail"! Let's show some Dogster Love for Natasha (Natty) who was once going to be a Guide Dog. She's a little low on bones and Rosettes. This is the great thing about Pup Pal Rosette Roulette. I love finding somewoof who needs a little extra love.

*Poke* #3 - I think I've barked about this special Dogster before. I'm not sure where. *scratches head* Let's all raise a paw for Rosie! She's a Dalmation with a limpy leg. She's also worked with my Orthopedic Surgeon, Dr. Radasch. If anyone can fix up her leg, it's Dr. R. He's the greatest! Check out more of her story at Rosie's Story.

Thank y'all for joining me once again for Pup Pal Rosette Roulette! Until next time.....Who *pokes* ya, baby? *poke*

Smoke, *poking* away his randomizer

 

Getting Smarter Every Day

October 1st 2006 8:14 pm
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I think it may just be me. Most Eenie Weenies love to eat. Me? I could take it or leave it. Most of the time....leave it. Even something tasty that Mom is eating. She gets so frustrated sometimes because I just don't want to eat.

*notices Mom holding something in her hands*

*poke* What's that Mom?

[Smoke, these are smart pills! Would you like to try one?]

*sneaks nose into Mom's closed fist and steals a bite*

< chomp > < chomp >

This tastes a bit familiar..... Funny, I don't feel smarter.

[Here, try another one. *extends closed fist*]

*sneaks in and steal another bite*

< chomp > < chomp >

Hmmmm.....I have tasted this before. I just can't *poke* my nose on it!

[They're smart pills. You better try another Smoke. *extends closed fist*]

*sneaks in again*

< chomp > < chomp >

You know, this tastes an awful lot like DOG FOOD! Emphasis on the AWFUL part!

*spits it out on the floor*

< ptoooooooey >

[See.....you're getting smarter already!]

Smoke, doesn't like being fooled

 

I Don't Know Why She Swallowed the Fly.....

September 29th 2006 6:15 pm
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I guess she'll die.....

OH MY MOM! What should I do? I think she's dying! Do you know what's wrong with her? I need to know what to do right now! She was taking her medicine that she had to cut in haf well and she used my pill cuter that she cuts mine and Gretchens pills on and she dint wash it frst she cut hers and too kit and it had dog medicine onit now she's not moving and she's bearly brething and shes not making any noise is the dog medicine making her like this what should I do bymyself and I don't know what to do. SOMEBODY HELP!

This calls for Emergency Procedures......

*runs up to Mom*

*poke* *poke*

BUBBLE? BUBBLE?

Can you hear me?

*poke* *poke*

Speak to me!!

[SMOKE! I'm trying to take a nap!]

What? Thank Dog! I saved her! She's alive!

Smoke, saving the drama for his Mama

[no Eenie Weenies or Moms were harmed in the making of this diary entry]

 

Eeeeew That Smell!

September 29th 2006 1:06 am
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I'm sure y'all remember my famous Booty Scootin' Boogie song.

Out in the country
Past the city limits sign
Well there's a Dog Majal
Near the county line


Welp, Casa de Smoke is out in the country but they are building some more houses in the field bee-hind us. This causes some interesting guests in my back yard.

Last night it was so nice outside. Mom decided to open the screen portion of the new storm door we had put in a few months ago. Let me tell you THAT is the best invention since sliced chicken jerky! I love it when she leaves the big door open so I can look out the storm door. Anyhowl, with the screen open I can hear all the sounds and smell all the smells.

< sniff > < sniff >

What's that Mom? It smells like my pal Sammy the Husky is coming to visit.

*runs to the door*

Come on Mom! I know it's him! It just has to be. Remember that time he turned orange and it wasn't even Go Orange for Animals Week? It smells just like he did then!

*rings bells*

Come on Mah-ahm! I gotta go potty outside! Huuuurrrrrreeeeeeeee!

*rings bells*

*bar-rar-rar-rar-rark*

*crosses all 4 legs*

Mah-ah-ah-ah-ahm! I'm dying here!

[SMOKE! You are not going out in the back yard. That is not your friend Sammy. It's Pepe le Peeee-uuuuuu out there and I'll not have you getting sprayed! *shuts the big door*]

*peers out the window*

Mah-ahm! That isn't Pepe! It actually looks more like his kitty-brother Inky! Welp, except for that white strip down his back.

*rings bell*

Oooh! I love me some kitties! Can I puuuhhhhleeeeeeease go out and play with him? *poke*

[SMOKE! That's enough!]

*rings bell*

Smoke, practicing bell abuse to go play with the skunk

 

Mission Impawsible....

September 28th 2006 12:47 pm
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*tiptoes in*

*sneaks a look* < left >

*flattens out on the floor*

*sneaks a look* < right >

*scurries bee-hind the file cabinet*

< CRAAAAAAASSSSSH >

*woooofp*

I think I need a little more practice being sneaky. My current mission is to sniff out Harry Myers Park where the Patriot Paws Dog Walk in the Park will be held. I'm looking for a good place for any Dogsters going to meet up so we can get a group picture for our pages.

Smoke, *dangling from the ceiling*

 
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