Your Going Where Without Me

OK!!! She's doing it again. Obviously no one has had a talk with Mom yet. What is it, you people don't like me or what.
She decided to go on vacation without me. A whole four days and to add insult to injury she left me home with my two legged sisters and that yappy brat Sushi. If she keeps it up I'm gonna run away from home!! That will teach her. My only problem is I can't seem to find a big enough backpack to carry all my Mealbones in. And worse yet someone keeps locking the backgate and I can't seem to work the lock.
Oh, but she took Dad with her. Again I'm begining to wonder if she really does like him better. She let him go to the beach, swim and eat nacho's and everything. She never lets me eat nacho's, she says they give me gas. Obviously she hasn't tried to sleep on Dad's side of the bed after a nacho feast. If she did he would never get nacho's or pizza.
Then she even went out on a boat, does she really think I wouldn't enjoy a boat ride, NO!!! I would rather sit home and veg out. NOT!!!
That's ok though cause I made my sisters feel real bad and I got extra peanut butter biscuits and belly rubs. And guess what I even slept on Dad's pillow while he was gone. I wish someone would have bathed me then I could have shook on his bed and dried myself off on his bedspread. That would have been fun and he really hates it when I do that.
Well I better close for now I hear Mom in the kitchen and it's starting to smell real good in here. She better fix something good if she doesn't want me to tell on her again.
Thanks for listening and now try doing something about it. This kind of abuse should not be allowed to go on.

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