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GOLD MEDAL RAP

February 22nd 2006 9:18 pm
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If hair growing was included in Olympic sports
I guess I'd be in the medal running of sorts!
Daily I'd be announcing my reports
This is Sophie/WDAWG reporting from Italy silly
Wouldn't that be a dilly!?

Another Gold Medal for the USA
I won it for the fastest growing hair today!
Shaved in the Spring and racing for the GOLD
When winter get's here I won't be cold!

The SILVER was won by the sheepdog that's old and English
Wonder if the Queen will now grant him a wish?
Or maybe she will make him a knight!
That would be cool for a dog with little sight!
We have little sight because of the hair in our eyes!
But we can't be fooled and we can sniff out spy's!

Another Gold Medal for the USA
I won it for the fastest growing hair today!
Shaved in the Spring and racing for the GOLD
When winter get's here I won't be cold!

And guess who won the BRONZE for hair
it's funny because this dog is half bare
The Third medal taker was a Chinese Crested?
Geez...I been reporting sooo much that I don't feel rested
Okay, okay, this dog does have long hair
In all of the places that are not bare!
And complain that he won...I won't dare!
Because in the USA...well, we know how to share!!

Another Gold Medal for the USA
I won it for the fastest growing hair today!
Shaved in the Spring and racing for the GOLD
When winter get's here I won't be cold!

 
 

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