Surreptitious Endeavors of the Canine Kind
May 18th 2005 6:40 am
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I have had to go underground! This is NOT pleasant news! Those faint of heart should not read this report! I HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED from the glorious futon!!! I can't even get a paw on that thing! So- I decided to attempt to indulge in the pleasures of the futon in the cover of darkness. Last night, around 2200 hours, the lights were out, the TV was off, and I was on a mission. The secret is to not wake anyone up-see? If you do- you are done! VERY carefully I tiptoe from my bed- across creaky floor, tennis shoes, and books- to the FUTON. AHHA!!! Mom left the...(what do they call it?) throw blanket on the futon- perfect. I gently hopped up using my stealthy 4paw approach. Now- time to make a bed! With careful manuvering of the blanket I made the perfect comfy spot on the glorious futon. Sleep time!! heaven. ALERT ALERT!! Mom's awake retreat!!!!!! Shew! almost caught! Shes asleep again- back to business (sleep). RED CODE!!! Oh NO CAUGHT!!!! No where to go! Quick Look cute!! Look Cute!!! She'll be too sleepy and give in! Doggonit! Foiled again! Sent to my doggie bed. Ok she's in bed again- maybe if I sit here and wait til she falls asleep again- she wont notice.... Rats! She's making me lay down! Man she won't let up! Oh-well. Guess I need to surrender for right now... don't fret! I will strike again!
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