My Tail of Devotion for Fisher P

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The Vet

My sister Sassy Bin Laden and I went to the vet today.
I just needed to get my nails clipped and to get weighed. I lost 3 lbs.!!!
Sassy on the other hand needed a big fat shot! She HATES car rides and Yeeowled the whole way there. Then she almost bit mamma when she tried to take her outta the carrier! Mr. Dr. Vet grabbed her quick though and she got REAL mad and the nice girl poked Sass in the butt with a shot real quick like.
Sassy was mad, but there was nothing she could do about it.
Except pee on them.
Which she did.
This made the trip worth while for her and she told me on the way home she was glad she went!

I've been bad I'm afraid.
You see, I like to "nest" as momma calls it. I go jump on OUR bed and I root around and dig up all the covers and build a nest for us to sleep in. Well, sometimes when I do this, I tear mommas expensive sheets. She doesn't get mad, because really I can't help it! If she kept my nails cut we wouldn't have this problem...I think she will cuz her bought me a new van! I get to ride in style now. I'm so proud and protective of it. I just love to ride in it, it has automatic opening doors so I just run up to 'em and jump in.

Well Grammy just went to bed, and she needs company. I go in there and put her to bed at night. I cuddle her til momma goes to bed, then I got to OUR bed andbuild my nest...if momma lets me. Night night!

A Worldly Traveler...

So I went to Seattle last week for the Seahawks game! We stayed in a swankity swank hotel lemme tel ya. I even had my own Doggie room service menu! One night I had gobbler loaf and cheesehound rounds and a Boxer Brownie. Mama said we are on a diet though so I had to eat my diet fat girl food the other nights...

There were not many places to poo, and I'm picky 'bout where I poo. It was a concrete jungle and all I could find was a dingy back alley where I was afraid I was gonna be eaten by a crazed crackhead! Then there was a patch of barkdust I liked too. I also went NUTZ everytime somebody knocked at the door or I heard a bump...that got annoying.

Daddy had to come home for lunch to take me for a walk so I'd go potty, he works for CableCam and was setting up the camera for the game. It was a fun time, even if I couldn't go to the game. I'm a good kid, I would have rooted for the SeaHawks!!! We are going back up there tomarrow for this weekends game...wonder if I'll get to see it. My guess is no, but I'll try!

Today was my Birthday!

I turned 2 today! I had a big birthday party with 6 of my doggie pals. All the moms and dads had BBQ chicken and stuff. My friends Stella and Sam brought me dog bones and cookies for a present! I was so happy! We ran and ran and played all night. It was super fun. My daddy took me to the dog park and to petco and bought me a new toy! We all had such a great time. I wish everybody would come over like that everynight! I am sooo tired right now, I can barely keep my little peepers open...I am going to go to bed with my parents now. They are going to let me sleep between them and under the covers too! With my head on the pillow and everything! I get to everynight though...whaddaya expect! I'm A PRINCESS!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

I know they love me.

My parents have been so busy, they told me they are getting married. I don't know what that means exactly, but it seems frustrating. I think they are going to take me to a nice daycare place on the big day. I am excited! I get to play with other dogs and have fun. I have to have my flea medicine and a bath before I got though, that part I don't really like, but it's not too bad.

My daddy just got home, he was in LA making bones...thats what he tells me. Mom says he was making diamonds and dad thinks he's making golf balls and video games. Grammy says he's making the rent, and I think she is the one that is right!

Next week he is going to Vienna...I think that is the wiener town. Sometimes dad and I share a can of Vienna sausages, baby hot-dogs. I love 'em! He is going to work on a soccer game. I get so sad when he packs his bags. I wish he could take me. I do get to go with mamma in the car to go get him at the airport and that is so much fun! He rides in the backseat with me and he always brings me an appple to share with him!

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you why I have been so busy. My mom needs lotsa love and help right now with everything she is doing, and I have to make sure she gets lotsa kisses and snuggles. I don't know why they think they need to get married, seems like a great big hassle to me!

I love the dog park!

Daddy took me to the dog park this morning before it got hot out. There were so many friends there! It was so much fun. I'm getting to be such a big girl, now my dad goes out to the car and opens the door and says "come on let's go!" and I run out to the car and jump in! Anyways back to the dog park...I think it is so important for us furkids to be socialized and have friends and be friendly. We get to expend built up energy playing, and being friendly is important to our moms & dads too. It makes things easier for them when we are good! They don't have to worry about us biting people, or getting into fights and getting hurt. Anywho, thats just what I think....
So what else did I do today...Grammy cut up zuchinnis for dinner and she slipped me some of those. Then we had steak, I mean they had steak...but grammy slipped me a piece or two! Momma tells her not to, but she don't listen. I sleep with my Grammy alot now, there is just more room in her bed! Mom & Dad hog up my bed, and it's a king size! I'm glad we live with Grammy, ya see my momma is sick and can't do alot for me. She is hooked to an oxygen tank and I sometimes get tangled up in the tubes! I do pretty good though! I know she doesn't feel good so I trys not to be too much trouble for her. Grammy takes care of her and me, daddy too! Dad does alot for us, but he goes on airplanes alot and has to work alot. We miss him alot, but he's gotta make money to buy me bones and momma diamonds. Lest thats what momma tells me. He tells me to guard the house and watch out for bad guys in my yard. He also tells me to watch Sassy Bin Laddin (our terrorist cat) and mom and gram. It's my job to make sure everybody is safe and sound. I love my job!!!

I'm so mad!!!

Grammy and Matt locked me in the house today and I had to watch them clean up MY backyard! They threw away all my sticks and rocks. If they just would have let me out to help, riiiight. I would have hid all my stuff from them. They are cleaning because we are having a party tomarrow! A great big BBQ with all sorts of people and all sorts of FOOD! I'm sure someone, sometime will drop a few morsels of food...and when they do, I will be there to pick up the pieces! HA! So I was mad all day at them for shutting me inside. I just wanted to run around them and help, but oh well...
Later, my momma says to me "You wanna go get your Daddy?!?" I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! I ran to the door and did my byebye dance! Then my grammy put that stupid collar on me and put me in the car. My mom then drove me to the airplanes where we always take my dad, and we waited a bit, and then I saw my dad! He trys to sneak up on me but I always see him! Then he gets in the back seat with me and mom drives us home. We kiss and love all the way because I haven't seen him in a week and he loves me sooo much. So I guess it turned out to be a good day in the end! Now I heard momma say something about a BBQ so I'm gonna go outside and run the fence with Odin till dinner.

I need me an alkaseltzer...ughhh

Last night I "borrowed" 2 rotisserie chicken breasts and a wing off the counter...ooooh they were good. I got a spankin' ...big deal. Then today mom was in the hot tub with my little kid Zach and I couldn't get enough of that water! There are no bad chemicals in it, but they still don't want me drinking it! They tried and tried to get me to quit, but I'd sneak a drink here and there and now I got a tummy ache. I need to lie down. I just wanted to tell you not to drink hot tub water...I'll probably try it again, but that is for another day!

I got a prize!

When momma came home yesterday she had a prize for me! It was from my Cousins Scooter and Maggie in Puyallup Washington! They are members of Dogster and are in my corral if you want to see them. Thay have diaries too! Maggie is a Jack Russel and Scooter is a Dalmation. I can't read so good, but I read the package and it said TO: Fisher...me! It was a picture book by William Wegman called Fay. She looks like me! I'm prettier of course. Anyways it is full of pitcures thank goodness and they are so beautiful, like me. So mom read it to me before bed, but I was sound asleep before it was over. Today...we had a BBQ! As you already know, I love BBQs. We had fish, it was OK...I'd rather eat chicken or steak. I had catfish and tuna, then mom ate these things in these big long shells, oysters I think. Grammy wouldn't try them, but momma just loved 'em. Then we had a cracklin' fire and Uncle Matt got into my hot tub...I makes me mad. I wanna get them bubbles, they are growlin' at me and I don't like it. The water tastes funny though and I wanna lick it! I think I'll let them guys in my hottub, and I'll be the lifeguard...if there is a problem I will be able to jump in and get my peoples outta there safe! I miss my old pool, it was quiet and in the grass and shallow and I could put rocks in it and chase them around. I hate rocks. I get them all the time. Well, I guess thats all for today, I need to go to bed...

I was soooo good today!

Mom took me to the vet and I never pulled on my leash, I get very excited sometimes and I pull, but not today! I know my mom is sick and I have to be extra good for her when dad is gone. We also went and got coffee and bones from the nice lady. When mom went in to pay at the car insurance place I jumped into the front seat and honked at her! I just wanted her to get me a bone if they had 'em there! They didn't though...I think every place we go to needs to have bones. Why else would we go there? Duh...I think tomorrow will be a nice day, maybe we can have a BBQ. I love it when we get to eat outside. Today was so rainy. I hate the rain, I just run outside and do my business and run back inside. I don't have time to talk to Odin when it's raining. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you all how good I was for momma today and that I didn't pull on my leash. Oh yeah! I also lost a pound! I guess my diet is working! Thanks to the Green Beef Tripe! TRIPETT! Yum yum, get you some!!!