August 6th 2014 4:08 am
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I'm leaving home!!!!! No-one loves me anymore. My two legged sister, Jen, thinks I'm a big fat bully. The eldest Grandkid, Jo, hates me. Mum thinks I'm a legend but I sense a wee bit of disappointment. Dad just doesn't think, so he's ok. Izzi, the middle Grandkid, could always take me or leave me and Miss G, the baby .... well she's never liked me too much. I can't seem to leave her face alone. It ALWAYS seems to be covered in such good stuff. Wanna know what I've done this time??? Course you do!! Well my two legged sister, Jen and her Family have a new family member. Poppy Poo Poo pants!!!!! So what you say?? Well I’ll tell you so what!! Miss Poppy Poo Poo pants is a PIG!! That’s right ….. you heard it ….. a PIG!!
I've met her already. It didn't go well. I tried to eat her. Well she does smell awful good and I LOVE pork cracklin'. She smells just like it. Murphy, the Saint (the family dog) didn't try to eat her. After sniffing her butt for a bit he just welcomed her like he did the chooks.
HE PEED ON ME!!! Yes ..... Murphy!!!!!! What was he thinking? We used to be mates. He peed on me!! Can you believe that?? What was that all about??? No pictures of me with Poppy. I created so much chaos no-one even thought of taking MY photo with Poppy. Crikey ..... woe is me!! No one loves me anymore!!
Wanna run …..(away with me) …. Love, Charlie.
July 18th 2014 4:29 pm
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Crikey .... did anyone else manage to get in?? I did!! It took a lot of patience and many, many, many attempts but I'm here and so far I can do things even if I'm only game to try basic things just yet. I see lots of my mates aren't here yet. Please keep trying. Oh .... silly me .... if you're not in you can't see this, aye?? Oh well ..... I live in hope. A BIG,BIG welcome to the new owners. I'll be with you all the way and thanks for understanding how important dogster is to all of us.
I'm soooooooooooooo excited!!
Wanna run, Love, Charlie.
July 11th 2014 5:50 pm
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Crikey ... have I ever been having trouble here latey!!! I couldn't do a thing. Has everyone been having this trouble or just me?? Is anyone out there?? Hullo ..... can you speak to me??????? I'd love to know if you are around? I miss you all. Hullo!!!!!!!!!!! If you've had a happy birthday and I missed you ...... sorry but it wasn't my fault ..... TRULY!! Happy birthday to all my mates who have had a birthday in the last few days, weeks or whatever it's been!! Did you get awards?? I've missed those too. Again ..... sorry!! But it wasn't my fault. Congratulations. A bit late but better late than never as they say.
ARE YOU THERE????????? HULLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hershey, Rosco, Flicka, Harley, Fitz .... you blokes are ALWAYS there! Hulloooooooooo!! Are you there?????
Crikey ..... it's all a bit spooky. I feel like I'm in some sort of derelict house or something. Fair dinkum and I HATE cobwebs!!
Please if you are there .... TALK TO ME!! I'm scaring myself
Hulllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Blimey .... I'm out of here.
Wanna run (real fast out of here)..... Love, Charlie!!
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