October 28th 2005 9:23 am
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Hi Diary,

Who in the world is Blues Clues? Mom called me that yesterday. Well, like I've said before, IT'S NOT MY FAULT! Uncle Tim brought home two real nice blue pens from his work the other day and we just wanted to look at them. Gid got up on the table and brought them down for us to see. He took off outside with them, even though me and River told him not to. I got the first one away from him and I was about to take it back inside when I realized that it probably wasn't even a pen, but just another chew toy Mom forgot to give us. I sat down in the middle of the yard while Mom WATCHED me chew it up. She's old and can't see things far away anymore, so by the crunching, she thought I had a stick. Then she realized crunched sticks don't make that kind of sound, so she came running over to me and found blue ink all over my front paws. I thought it looked kind of pretty. Apparently she didn't. I got marched right over to the hose and got sprayed off, which on any other day, I don't mind, but didn't Mom notice that it's FREEZING COLD outside? Anyways a little while later, Mom realized that River had the other pen and she chewed it to smithereens and also had blue ink on her paws. I guess it's okay if River does it, cause she didn't get hollered at. She's a goody four paws anyway, she hardly ever does anything wrong. And anyways the fault belongs to Gid because he got them off the table in the first place. Did he get hollered at? NO! And he's the naughtiest dog ever. I just wish Mom could see it.

Later,

--Naughty, I mean Melody