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Angel's New Story

Life is Tough

November 26th 2012 9:06 am
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So I get into my new home and things seem to be going well at first. They got me these wonderful new play things called cats". The big fat one is my favorite but he won't lay still for me to chew on and the little one is prickly. I thought I had it made. I got myself a comfy spot on the bed and everything, before my new dad made me move. Move your feet, lose your seat is the human saying so when he got up leaving my nice warm spot open I took it back. Can you believe he shoved me over again? It wasn't an accident either. He does that every night! I tried sharing the spot by laying on top of him but nooooo. The injustice doesn't stop there. Do you know they have a whole room dedicated to this perfectly elevated water bowl? They won't even let me drink out of it.
They tell me I'm still too skinny then they get this gel stuff that I think tastes awful. They even tried to hide it in meat like I wouldn't notice! Hah. I thought we were done over the whole discussion when my new mom does the unthinkable! Do you know what that woman did? She mixed it with peanut butter and stuck it to the roof of my mouth. The indignity of it! I won't let that happen....gffghhjjgfds....


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