The Awesome life of a Poochon

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Brrr, It's Cold Outside!

December 31st 2012 1:33 pm
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I was in the middle of such a good dream when suddenly, BRIIIIIIIIIIING! Mommy's alarm woke me up. I looked out the window and saw sun! I thought in my head that today it would be warm. But when Mommy picked me up to take me out (and I protested by growling and showing my teeth) I felt a frosty cold gust of wind mess up my fur. I just stood at the door cause I didn't want to go outside and I could'nt hold it so, I peed right in front of the ledge to get up. I was kinda unfocused so I hopped up the ledge and I accidently slipped! Good thing Mom was'nt watching me! It was to cold to do anything else so I just plopped down on the couch to avoid the little Snoop. Mommy was walking down the hallway when she saw some wet pawprints leading to the couch. Then, she saw the same spot were I was lying down all wet. She snatched me up before I could even growl and plopped me in the doggy bath (which is just a big sink in the laundry room) she scrubbed and scrubbed, I growled and growled. Finally we where done! It was just a short bath, but man, me being wet + the cold air = a shivering cold dog! Mommy took out an old sweater that her Granny had knit for me and put it on me. I barked, howled, bit and protested over it I realized it was soft and warm and decided to finish off my nap. Mom was busy on Dogster editing Snoopy's page when she heard a loud RRRRRRIP!! She knew that sound, that was the sound a, "I'm up to no good sound." Mommy rushed to me and saw all was left of the sweater was a looooooooong piece of yarn in my mouth. Getting things out of my mouth is tricky because, she has to corner me, then do the praying mantis on me, then she has to pry open my jaws and take out the object. She ALWAYS came out with something, just to name a few, pen cap, eraser, chess pieces, eyes from stuffed toys, raw meat, chocolate, candy wrapper, well... you get it. Now it was back to me complaining about the cold...

 

Can't I have Raw Chicken Instead? Pleeeaaase!

December 20th 2012 7:11 pm
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Today everybody at home was gone for a while without me hmmf! It was just me and the little Snoop ugh! It was a boring day because there was nothing to destroy, everything was Snow-proof, I guess they left prepared! I decided to go to my food bowl, ewwww Purina again I'd rather skip. Soon hours seemed to go by with me basically doing NOTHING. This was the first time I actually was being, (I can't belive I'm gonna say this) "good." Ugh! Just hearing the word good gives me the shivers! Finally my ears pricked up as I heard the key slowly turn and some footsteps and, a familiar voice, Mom! I sprang into action and jumped up and gave everybody a sloppy, tuna breath lick. I watched as Mommy carried a bag that smelled a lot like meat, Mhh for me Mommy? She lay the bag down on the floor for a sec to go get something. Now was the perfect time to investigate it! I smelled deep, heavenly smells that I loved. I pulled out a package of chicken in another bag. It took me a while to untie it but I managed. I'm expirianced of opening meat packages because once I ate a package of expensive top sirloin steak! Just as I was about to rip open the plastic the smallest bit and take a juicy bite, SNOW!! I nearly had a heart attack and I dropped the package out of my mouth. It was Mommy oh boy. I make I face and went down to my bed, oh well, I guess its back to doing nothing ):

 

Snow is Here!

December 16th 2012 8:31 pm
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This is kinda a tongue twister but try saying this 5 times fast: Snow swirls in the shiny Snow. Anyways, Yesterday was a SNOW DAY!!!!! It was sooo awesome! Snow days are a time for me to be CRAZY! I burried my nose in the Snow and took of like that! Mommy was freezing and covered in snowflakes in her slippers and pyjamas BOL! Anyways, I have to go now catch ya later pups!
Your Funny Snowy Pal,
Snow รถ

 

You've been Tagged! Hehehe!

December 9th 2012 12:39 pm
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I've been tagged by my pal Max!
Here's how you play:

When you've been tagged, you make a diary entry that includes 7 pawesome surprising facts about yourself, and a list of 7 of your pals that you are going to tag! Then, write a diary entry explaining the rules of the game, and then send each of your 7 pals a p-mail or a fun rosette telling them that they have been tagged by YOU and that they can read all about how to play in your diary!

7 fun Snow Facts:

1. I once turned pink from eating a candle!

2. I'm a Bad Dog

3. I have crooked teeth from pretending to be a beaver when I was a puppy!

4. I can survive eating a lot of chocolate

5. I got scratched on the eye from another dog when I was on a walk

6. I can Dance!

7. I used to pick up our birds in my mouth and Mommy would be looking for them BOL!

I'm going to Tag:

Leo
Enzo
Smokey
Noah
Ragtime
Reno, Shadow and Bella
Rudy

 

It's That time of the Year... AGAIN!

December 9th 2012 11:10 am
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Hey pups! There's a lot of pawesome Christmas and Howliday stuff going on in Dogster! If your a Bichon like me you can join the Bichon Buddies Club December Contest Woo Hoo! I'm gonna try to convince Santa Paws to send me treats instead of coal hehehe!

Well What I want for Christmas is:

-Mommy's HUGE couch!

-TREATS, TREATS and MORE TREATS!!!

-A life time supply of Begg'in Strips!

- No Baths for the rest of my Life!

-Being allowed to sit at the table and eat on a plate for Christmas Dinner! (Were having turkey my fave!)

What I don't want for Christmas is:

- Coal, (eww!)

-Baths

- Being called "Good Boy"

- Chocolate

- Cherry Tomatoes (they are too slippery!)


If I'm on the Naughty list I'm going to the North Pole to have a word with Santa Paws!

 

Dogster Rocks I'm Dog of the day!

December 6th 2012 12:31 pm
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Bow to your King, Snow! Wow, Mommy just got an email from Dogster and found out they picked little old me for "Dog of the Day". What an honor. My face is on the Dogster community page all day and they gave me 25 zealies. What fun. The little Snoop is so happy for me. Sometimes I can't figure that boy out.

So thank you Dogster for making my day. Mommy just might have to give me a treat today for the honor.

I wanna thank all my friends for sending me pawesome gifts and a special thanks for everypup who helped me feel good when I was lost Monday. And, I have a super special thanks to Mick for sending me that cool pic of me!

Oops gotta run, breakfast is waiting. Nothing usually interferes with my breakfast but I got so excited this morning I just had to tell my friends.

 

Christmas Card Exchange

December 5th 2012 5:00 pm
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Hi Everypup!
It's the most bestest time of year again, Christmas time when me and Snoopy get to send and receive Christmas cards from all our bestest doggie friends around the world! We have some of your addresses, but if you would like to receive a card from us, could you please send us your real address by private pawmail here on dogster? We just love sending and receiving cards. If you are already signed up for Bichon Buddies card exchange, then we will already have your address!

-Snow( and my pain in the neck brother, Snoopy)

 

Spa Day

November 21st 2012 4:55 pm
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Today I left early in the morning, my Mommy put me in the car and took me to this fancy dog spa. I never saw so much pink in my life! The entrance was so cool! It had a doggy TV! Mommy gave my leash to the other human and she talked about how bad I behave so she better use safety gloves and a heavy chain! Mommy gave me a kiss and I looked out the window with my best please don't make me stay here look. She laughed and left, humph! A tall human took me to the doggy bath room. At first we past by the doggy daycare room and saw a bunch of whining I wouldn't want to be there ever! The bath place looked cool. At first she turned on the faucet and put me in the doggy tub. Then there was this long snake thing spraying water at me! I tried biting the thing and I soon realized humans call it a H-O-S-E. After that she added the SAME smelly shampoo all over me and scrubbed like crazy! She rinsed and I had accidently got some up my nose yuck! When I sneezed a bubble came out of my nose! About 30 minutes later she trimmed my fur carefully until I looked UGLY! (Well to a human it looks cute) Then they clipped my nails,brushed my teeth, (ewww!) And put a nice bandanna on me. (ugh)
After I was done I looked in the mirror and saw myself... I almost whined out loud! Soon, they put me in the daycare pen and I lay down hidden away. Two dogs came over to me and saw my cut. They dropped to the floor laughing like crazy! Grrr. I said, " Don't mess with a bad dog!", and they just stared at me looking all cute with a bandanna and Bichon cut smaller than those two. They barked back, "Oh look at the little cutie Bichon he's soo cuuu... Grrr! I jumped up and bit them right on the nose! "He really is a bad dog, Let's get outta here!!", they both said as they ran to the corner of the pen. Hours seemed to go bye and I met a group of bad dogs! We talked about all our bad things we've done to our Mommy's stuff. "One time I broke her... "Snow!" It was the lady again, "Oh no I thought, "Another Bath!" But I was surprised when she scooped me up and said that my owners were coming. She gave me a treat for being a good dog. What? Me a good dog?" In your dreams lady! I rested on the doggy couch for a few minutes then Mommy came with Snoopy. They both were happy to see me. We thanked the lady and went back home, Thank Goodness! We ate and played. Bye guys!

Your Pal,


Snow

 

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FOOOOOOD!

November 19th 2012 5:03 pm
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I am sooo in the mood for growling! Snoopy tried to TAKE MY FOOD! How dare him! Doesn't he know any better that I'm a bad dog? I barked at him "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FOOOOOOD!" He just looked at me surprised and ran away! That should do it hehehe! I ate my meal peacefully, looks like I taught him a lesson! Next night I was in my bed chewing on a bone I snatched off Mommy's plate when suddenly Snoopy came up to my bed an TOOK THE BONE AWAY!!! He had the nerve to do that?! I growled and picked him up by the neck and threw him across the floor until he went sliding and hit the couch. I quickly distracted him saying there was a squirrel that ran into Mommy's room so he went and dropped the bone! Finally, hmmf! Next thing he came stomping down with a angry look in his eye. I dropped my delicious bone and we both barked at the same time: "THAT SETTLES IT.... DOG FIGHT!" He pulled my tail I bit his ear. He grabbed my leg I rolled him on his back. The next thing you know when Mommy came in the living room she saw me with my suspicious face and she said, "Oh boy, where's Snoopy?" I kinda looked at her strangely as if I was saying, "Who's Snoopy? I know no Snoopy"? She looked around and called his name a few times all she heard was a mumbling bark. Then, A tiny head peered down from underneath me in an angry look and stared at Mommy saying: "Take this crazy mutt away from me pleeaase! MUTT?! MUTT?! Did he just say what I heard him say! Just because he's a purebred lets him call me a mutt?! "For the record Snoopy I prefer the term Designer Dog rather than Mutt.", I said the calmest I could kind of fake smiling. We had another fight but then we got to tired and slept beside each other on the carpet Zzzzz! Bye guys!

Your pal who fights a lot,


Snow

 

Bath Time!

November 18th 2012 7:25 pm
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Today I was out in the backyard as usual when I thought of something real naughty (like always hehehe!) I rolled around in the mud like crazy until I was all brown! Mommy scooped me up with gloves and ran as fast as she could to the doggy bathtub (oh no!) Then she said two words that set me of like a bomb "BATH TIME!" Just hearing that word makes me growl and bare my teeth (no joke!) The next thing you know I was in the tub with some smelly bubbles and hot water. How come Snoopy doesn't get a bath? She made me real nice with a Bichon cut but I hate it! How am I supposed to go out in public like this? It's not my fault for being naughty! It's my nature all my family was naughty except for my brother hehehe he was my slave as a puppy I would sleep on him! Well anyways I'll see ya later!

Your Bad dog pal,

Snow

 
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