A Day at teh Park!

Mommy: Snoopy! Are you ready to go to the park?

Snoopy: Justs a sekond... * CRASH!* *BANG!*

Mommy: Snoopy honey, whats with the backpack?

Snoopy: It r my survivul backpack, ifs wee get wost in teh wildurness!

Mommy: Snoop, the park is in the middle of the city not in the middle of the wilderness. Why don't you leave the bag?

Snoopy: Whatevur! Yu'll see! Wen we get wost and hungry I r not shawing my survivul stuffs wid yu!

Mommy: Just get in the car Mr. Beagle.

Snoopy: Yay! Can I wide shotgun?

Mommy: Be my guest.

Snoopy: Can I dwive?

Mommy: WHAT?!?

Snoopy: I r justs kidding!

Mommy: I hope you were!

___________________AT THE PARK_________________________________________

Mommy: Snoopy don't pull on the leash! Wait for me!

Snoopy: Hey! It r nod my falt yu r gowing teh wong way!

Mommy: What are you talking about the dogpark is this way! You were going to the HUMAN park!

Snoopy: Duh! Yu see, I r tiyerd ob going tu dat pwace wid dwooling dogs 'an stuffs!

Mommy: Last time we went you were the one who was drooling like crazy!

Snoopy: Dat was teh old Snoopy! I r nod inerested in dwooling 'an dog parks. Tu teh monkey bars!

Mommy: Yeesh Snoopy... you are one cray-zee hound! ... Snoopy? Where are you? SNOOPY!

Snoopy: ¡uo ǝɯɔ ¡sıp ʎʍʇ pnɥs nʎ ¡unɟ oooos ɹ sıp ¡sɹɐq ʎǝʞuoɯ ɥǝʇ uo ¡ɹǝǝɥ ɹǝqo ¡ʎɯɯoɯ

Mommy: SNOOPY! Oh my gosh! I'll save you! Snoopy! Hold on!

Snoopy:¡oooɥ ooʍ ¡ʞɹɐd ƃop pןo ʇɐp uǝp unɟ ǝɹoɯ ʎɐɐɐɐʍ ɹ sıp ¡sıp ʇɐ pnƃ sɐʍ ı nʎ pןoʇ ¡sɥɔnɯ ooʇ ʎɹɹǝʍ nʎ ˙˙˙ʎɯɯoɯ ɥo

Mommy: Phew! I never knew you could do that!

Snoopy: ¡ʎuɐdɯoɔ ƃuıʞɐɯ ʇɐǝʍʇ uʍo ıɐɯ uʍo ı ʍoɥ ǝʞıʍ ¡ǝɯ ʇnoq, ou, ʇuop nʎ sɟɟnʇs qo sʇoʍ ɹ ɹǝp

Mommy: What! Ok as soon as we get home tell me everything about you!

Snoopy: ¡ǝןıʍ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ɐuuoƃ sʇɐp ןןǝʍ

Mommy: Geez, I never get a normal dog... first a naughty fluff ball and now a company owning Beagle!

Snoopy: ¡sʇsǝɹǝuı uɐ, sʎqoɥ ɹǝʍo qɐɥ sǝsdnd ǝǝʍ ¡ʎǝɥ

Mommy: Can you get down? I can't hear you good when your talking upside down

Snoopy: ¡uʍop ʎɐʍ ɐ puıɟ ǝɯ pǝl

Mommy: Are you sure about this Snoop? Do you need help?

Snoopy: ¡ǝuıɟ ɹ ı ¡ou

Mommy: Snoopy! Your grip is getting loose

Snoopy: It is? * Falls Down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mommy: I gotcha!

Snoopy: Fanks Mommy... I guess yu were wite, I r bedur wid teh dogpark!

Mommy: NOW YOU TELL ME!

Snoopy & Mommy: HA HA HA HA HA! BOL!

_________________________THE END!_____________________________________

Hey pupses! It r mee, Snoopy! Yu wanna know how tu type upside down? Justs go tu dis link: Write upside down in forums!

♥ ʎdoous


'ǝʌoן

Mr. Hound, my nu best fwend!

I hab a best fwend. He r kinda teh silent type but he r still cool! He dont mind if yu chew his eers or pul his tael. He r a cute widdle beagul too. He r... Mr. Hound! Der r somfing yu need 'no 'bout him do, he r a PILLOW PET! He r nod eben MY pillow pet... he r Mommy's! Wen mom came into hur woom she fownd mee 'an Mr. Hound snuggled up tugeder. Shee almos tot dat she had 2 beaguls! We bof wike tu play 'an I take him wevevur I go! Mommy sayd dat we wur insepuruble- wutevur dat means! Oopsie! Gotta go! Mr. Hound r calling!

FANK YU DOGSTER! WOW, I R DOGGY OB TEH DAY!

Mommy was soooo surpwised tu see my face on teh cummuniddy page! I justs wanna fank all ob mai fwends for the diawy congwatuwation and gifts!

Zaidie, for teh twophy!

Hershey for teh congwatuwations!

Max for teh fun widdle baysball dat I played fur owers wid!

Cooper fur dat pawesome pic!

Fwicka fur dat congwatuwashuns comment!

All ob Dogster

My day was weely speshul fanks tu all ob yu pupses!


Love,


Mr. Beegul (:

Breakfust Theif

I wake up in teh morning 'an see Mommy toasting bwead. She takes it out ob teh tostur 'an lets it out tu cool. Now iz my opurtunity tu twy a piece ob toast! I snatch it of teh countur 'an eet it in wun bite! Mommy shud weely watch hur food wid me awound...

Toast-Breath Licks,

Snoopy ( Mr. Beagul)

Hoppy Eastur!

I r weely bizzy wite now so I got tu make dis diawy entwy quick! Happy Easur evryfur! I r on my way delivering easter eggs 'an baskets ob MEATZ! Wen Mommy was taking mee out I snuck out wid mai baskets 'an wan as fast as eber! Some kitties began to hiss at me wen I gave dem baskets. I yelled, " Take dem, dey r fishy tweats!" But dey still ignored me ( Well, more fur mee!) I r making sure tu give bery speshul tweats fur all the doggies fwon dogster! Well, Got tu go! I need tu finish hiding the eggs!

Easter Licks

I r teh Eastur Beagle!

Easter r comin up 'an yu 'no what? Tat ol Easter bunny is retiring so I r taking ober his job! Wite now I r painting chocklit eggs 'an all dat eastury stuffs. I r gonna dewivur all kinds ob goodies fur eberywon on earf! 'An ged dis doggies, since we can't hab chocklit I made yu all eggs 'an bunnies made ob carob a chocklit substitoot dat is dog safe. HOPPY EASTER! See yu all soon!


- Teh Eastur Beagle

Bad day at "Snoopy's Animal Tweats™

I hab deesidid tu start my own biznes making tweat fur any animalz. Tuday I got a fone call fwom my big office.

_______________________ YESTERDAY_____________________________________

Me: Hey has anybudy seen my lunch?

Worker: No boss.

Me: Hab yu shipped teh tweats yet?


Worker: Yes Snoopy.


Me: It r Mr. Snoopy tu yu!


Worker: Yes sir, one of the treats smelled a lot like meat.


Me: Did yu say MEAT?! *Licks Lips*


Worker: Well yeah!


Me: I r soooo tiyerd but I can't sweep cuz we hab tu werk all day.
Maybe just wun wittle nap won't hurt at all! * Sleeps on office chair.*

_______________________ TUDAY__________________________________________

* RING

Me: Zzzzz... HUH!? Hello! Snoopy's Animal Tweats™! Hu r dis?


Angry Kitty: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!


Me: AAAH! Wut iz it? Yu didn't wike Snoopy's Kitty Cwunchies™?


Kitty: NO! Thanks to your lazy butt I got the WRONG ONES! I ended up getting a big hunk of beef in them and I HATE BEEF!


Me: Beef?! * Licks Lips* How cud yu hate a jucy hunk ob meat? Oops, I fink dat wuz my lunch. No wondur I wuz wooking fur it!


Angry Kitty: EWWW! Anyways, I am NO LONGER GETTING YOUR YUCKY BEEF!

Me: WHAAAAAAAAAT!? Gib mee anudur chance pwease! I pwomise I will gib you Snoopy's Kitty Cwunchies™ EBERYDAY FUR TEH WEST OB MY LIFE!

Angry Kitty: BTW My Mommy owns a PYTHON and he isn't too happy about Snoopy's Snakey Wakey Flaky Bits™

Me: .... Sawy, did yu say SNAKE!!!??


Angry Kitty: Oh sure! But Scaly here won't hurt you... He'll just strangle you till you choke.


Me: ........... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I R WEEEEEEEELY SAWY!! PWEAAASE FURGIVE ME!!!! PWEEEEEEEEEASE! I R SAWY FUR BEING WAZY!


Angry Kitty: Serves yu right!

Me: AUUUUUUUUUU! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Angry Kitty: I was just messing with you! But the snake is angry! BTW remember your promise on the lifetime supply!

Me: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

*Hangs up*


Sigh, I gess I shouldn't hab been lazy ):

Teh Kitty Wisperur

In teh nite wen Mommy went tu go take mee out tu potty 'an poop. ( HEY!Dats twu, eberypupses doo tat!) Wel, Anywayz I beegan tu howl like cwazee AUUUUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUU! Mommy taut I wuz face tu face wid a waccoon or somfing scawy but it wuz eben werser! Wite were I was, I wuz face-to-face wid a kitty!!! My werst enimy! 'An dat wuz'nt JUST any ordinawy kitty, NO! It wuz Sugar... Teh wurlds meenest, most bosyest kitty in teh WHOLE UNIBERSE! Tat kitty just meeowed at mee 'an I knew tat tey ment somfin nod nice. But I r bilingual cuz I know a wittle bit ob kitty 'an I knew she wuz saying bad fings about mee! Mew,Meow,Hissssssssssss transwated to "Hey furball! Nice to see ya! I cannot believe I can stand seeing such filthy creatures such as dogs! We kitties like to stay clean," shee sayd as she licked hur paws. Dis made mee angwy... But why howl wen I cud speek kitty?! MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! I dided my bestest kitty noise eber and dat skared off dat wittle kitty. Teh Kitty Wisperur (ME) had speeken kitty! Wut I just sed meens
" Kitty back off... Don't yu make mee send in my teef wich I just gwew!" Dat cat wan away wid hur tale under hur legs!

Love,

Kitty Wispurur 'an Bilingual fwend,


Snoopy

I gwaduated!!!

Well, tuday wuz teh big day at puppy school becuz, we gwaduated!!! I wuz sooper exsited and wee gotz to wear wittle hats 'an stuffs. Mom got a nyew camewa so she took picturs ob me 'an my puppy pals. Mom sayz tat I r geding biger. Tuday I also lost a toof 'an it HURTS!!! 'An awso eberyday Mom needs tu loosen mai coller becuz I r geding a big neck. Snow wuz weely jewus ob me but ten I told him tat I went to skool 'an then he sayd 'nebermind, I HATE SCHOOL" Mom baked kookeys 'an dey were delishus!! Dey wer wibbon shaped 'an she gave some tu Max our fwend.


Much Gwadated Hugs,


Snoopy the Graduwation Guy

NYEW STUFFS!!!!

Weeeeellllllll, Mommy came bak fwom Bellingham (wer I wuz borned) and came bak wit som tags 'an a nyew collar and oder stuffs! Boy wuz I habby 'bout tat! She got mee dis nyew big food bowl 'an som tags wit mai name 'an fone number on it. She also got mee a nyew coller 'cause my old wone iz gedding tu tight now tat I r gwowing. Snow iz super jelus ob me 'an he twies tu eat out ob mai food bowl 'an tak off mai collar! I just bark ad him and pull his tael!! I hobe yu hab a gud day,




Snoopy (;