March 20th 2013 5:11 pm
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I hab deesidid tu start my own biznes making tweat fur any animalz. Tuday I got a fone call fwom my big office.
Me: Hey has anybudy seen my lunch?
Worker: No boss.
Me: Hab yu shipped teh tweats yet?
Worker: Yes Snoopy.
Me: It r Mr. Snoopy tu yu!
Worker: Yes sir, one of the treats smelled a lot like meat.
Me: Did yu say MEAT?! *Licks Lips*
Worker: Well yeah!
Me: I r soooo tiyerd but I can't sweep cuz we hab tu werk all day.
Maybe just wun wittle nap won't hurt at all! * Sleeps on office chair.*
Me: Zzzzz... HUH!? Hello! Snoopy's Animal Tweats™! Hu r dis?
Angry Kitty: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Me: AAAH! Wut iz it? Yu didn't wike Snoopy's Kitty Cwunchies™?
Kitty: NO! Thanks to your lazy butt I got the WRONG ONES! I ended up getting a big hunk of beef in them and I HATE BEEF!
Me: Beef?! * Licks Lips* How cud yu hate a jucy hunk ob meat? Oops, I fink dat wuz my lunch. No wondur I wuz wooking fur it!
Angry Kitty: EWWW! Anyways, I am NO LONGER GETTING YOUR YUCKY BEEF!
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAT!? Gib mee anudur chance pwease! I pwomise I will gib you Snoopy's Kitty Cwunchies™ EBERYDAY FUR TEH WEST OB MY LIFE!
Angry Kitty: BTW My Mommy owns a PYTHON and he isn't too happy about Snoopy's Snakey Wakey Flaky Bits™
Me: .... Sawy, did yu say SNAKE!!!??
Angry Kitty: Oh sure! But Scaly here won't hurt you... He'll just strangle you till you choke.
Me: ........... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I R WEEEEEEEELY SAWY!! PWEAAASE FURGIVE ME!!!! PWEEEEEEEEEASE! I R SAWY FUR BEING WAZY!
Angry Kitty: Serves yu right!
Me: AUUUUUUUUUU! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Kitty: I was just messing with you! But the snake is angry! BTW remember your promise on the lifetime supply!
Sigh, I gess I shouldn't hab been lazy ):
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BOL! Watch out for the snake Snoopy! I would love to try some of your famous treats! Mommy printed this out for us to laugh and enjoy all day
DOG TREAT BIZ?! Seriously Snoopy, you gotta make sure you don't get into any puppy trouble, Especially with snakes involved!
OMD!!! Snoopy, yu r a pup aftur my own hart, bud yu gotta watch dose darn kitties!! Dem r nuffin, bud bad nues, my fwiend :D