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Bad day at "Snoopy's Animal Tweats™

March 20th 2013 5:11 pm
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I hab deesidid tu start my own biznes making tweat fur any animalz. Tuday I got a fone call fwom my big office.

_______________________ YESTERDAY_____________________________________

Me: Hey has anybudy seen my lunch?

Worker: No boss.

Me: Hab yu shipped teh tweats yet?


Worker: Yes Snoopy.


Me: It r Mr. Snoopy tu yu!


Worker: Yes sir, one of the treats smelled a lot like meat.


Me: Did yu say MEAT?! *Licks Lips*


Worker: Well yeah!


Me: I r soooo tiyerd but I can't sweep cuz we hab tu werk all day.
Maybe just wun wittle nap won't hurt at all! * Sleeps on office chair.*

_______________________ TUDAY__________________________________________

* RING

Me: Zzzzz... HUH!? Hello! Snoopy's Animal Tweats™! Hu r dis?


Angry Kitty: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!


Me: AAAH! Wut iz it? Yu didn't wike Snoopy's Kitty Cwunchies™?


Kitty: NO! Thanks to your lazy butt I got the WRONG ONES! I ended up getting a big hunk of beef in them and I HATE BEEF!


Me: Beef?! * Licks Lips* How cud yu hate a jucy hunk ob meat? Oops, I fink dat wuz my lunch. No wondur I wuz wooking fur it!


Angry Kitty: EWWW! Anyways, I am NO LONGER GETTING YOUR YUCKY BEEF!

Me: WHAAAAAAAAAT!? Gib mee anudur chance pwease! I pwomise I will gib you Snoopy's Kitty Cwunchies™ EBERYDAY FUR TEH WEST OB MY LIFE!

Angry Kitty: BTW My Mommy owns a PYTHON and he isn't too happy about Snoopy's Snakey Wakey Flaky Bits™

Me: .... Sawy, did yu say SNAKE!!!??


Angry Kitty: Oh sure! But Scaly here won't hurt you... He'll just strangle you till you choke.


Me: ........... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I R WEEEEEEEELY SAWY!! PWEAAASE FURGIVE ME!!!! PWEEEEEEEEEASE! I R SAWY FUR BEING WAZY!


Angry Kitty: Serves yu right!

Me: AUUUUUUUUUU! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Angry Kitty: I was just messing with you! But the snake is angry! BTW remember your promise on the lifetime supply!

Me: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

*Hangs up*


Sigh, I gess I shouldn't hab been lazy ):

 
 

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Barked by: Jewel Diva Girl (Dogster Member)

March 20th 2013 at 5:19 pm

BOL! Watch out for the snake Snoopy! I would love to try some of your famous treats! Mommy printed this out for us to laugh and enjoy all day
Barked by: Mr.Maxy (Dogster Member)

March 20th 2013 at 5:20 pm

DOG TREAT BIZ?! Seriously Snoopy, you gotta make sure you don't get into any puppy trouble, Especially with snakes involved!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

March 20th 2013 at 7:12 pm

OMD!!! Snoopy, yu r a pup aftur my own hart, bud yu gotta watch dose darn kitties!! Dem r nuffin, bud bad nues, my fwiend :D


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