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Teh Kitty Wisperur

March 6th 2013 7:33 pm
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In teh nite wen Mommy went tu go take mee out tu potty 'an poop. ( HEY!Dats twu, eberypupses doo tat!) Wel, Anywayz I beegan tu howl like cwazee AUUUUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUU! Mommy taut I wuz face tu face wid a waccoon or somfing scawy but it wuz eben werser! Wite were I was, I wuz face-to-face wid a kitty!!! My werst enimy! 'An dat wuz'nt JUST any ordinawy kitty, NO! It wuz Sugar... Teh wurlds meenest, most bosyest kitty in teh WHOLE UNIBERSE! Tat kitty just meeowed at mee 'an I knew tat tey ment somfin nod nice. But I r bilingual cuz I know a wittle bit ob kitty 'an I knew she wuz saying bad fings about mee! Mew,Meow,Hissssssssssss transwated to "Hey furball! Nice to see ya! I cannot believe I can stand seeing such filthy creatures such as dogs! We kitties like to stay clean," shee sayd as she licked hur paws. Dis made mee angwy... But why howl wen I cud speek kitty?! MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! I dided my bestest kitty noise eber and dat skared off dat wittle kitty. Teh Kitty Wisperur (ME) had speeken kitty! Wut I just sed meens
" Kitty back off... Don't yu make mee send in my teef wich I just gwew!" Dat cat wan away wid hur tale under hur legs!

Love,

Kitty Wispurur 'an Bilingual fwend,


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Barked by: Wendy G

March 14th 2013 at 12:43 am

OMD, Snoopy!! How on earf did I miss dis?? Excewwent werk wispurrin' dat darn kitty, lil' guy!! An' speekin' kitty?? Yu r a geeenius! Can yu teech me how speek kitty??

Fanks fur da MEATZ™ an' gold-filled pot yu sended me!
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

March 14th 2013 at 3:36 pm

I missed this, too! Good job putting that kitty in her place, and Condogulations on your DDP!!


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