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House Training Part 1.

November 13th 2012 4:14 pm
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Otay pups, wisten up! Mommy ha been twying to houstwain me but it has bin a disaster. Well, teh twuth iz, I'm nod inawested in houstwainin but Mommy says I hav to learn! So wet mee tell yu a wittle bit of how tat wuz wike.

First ob all, on mai first day Mommy lay fwesh newspaypur on teh flor in her room fur mee to do mai business on it. How r I sapposed to know tat I'm supposed to PEE on tem, nod yus tem as a toy! So, Mommy had enuf of my whining and howling and she tot maybee I wuz homsick so she put an 'ol ticking cwock and a hot wata botol and I went tu sleep. I kept 'ondering wut tat paypur wuz fur so I brought it tu mai bed. I sune wealized I had a new enemy! It wuz teh newzpayper!!!! I decided to wip it up to shweds heheheh! Aftur a while I weely waned tu poop but ter wuz no space to poo!! I just pooped on a nice spot wite in fwont ob Mommy's wug. When she stepped out ob bed in teh morning, SQUISH! Mommy had stepped in mai poo!!! Mommy said if I had'nt ripped up my twaining pads I would hab pooped there! I gwess dis twaining iz gonna take a while...

~Snoopy

 
 

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