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I'm a baaaaad boy

November 2nd 2012 5:51 pm
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My new theme song is now officially, Bad to the Bone! I believe I am the the most baddest dog in the suburbs. Bro, no one messes with me! Except, for Peppi, Kat, and chihuahuas. Eeek! Those things scare me! They are like tiny ninjas! Once you see them, they disappear, then your feet hurt, so you look down and they are just sitting there chewing on your dew claw! Besides that, no one dares to mess with me in my hood! You bros don't think I am bad, well what if i tell you this, see that pumpkin in my profile pic, well when my mom comes home later and she will see that I shredded that pumpkin into pieces. Yup! I am that bad! That pumpkin did not see that coming, all that is left of him is the little leaf that used to be on his stem. And when my mom comes home and tells me bad, I will tell her you got that right, roll in the pumpkin leftovers and walk away. Watch me! Ha! Am I bad or what!
*RING*
Me: Oh, look mom is home, wait I do not care, I am too cool for her.
Me: Oh she is coming through the door I must... No I am bad.
Mom: "Hi Mo, where are you!"
Me: COOOOOMMMMMMIIIINNNNGGGG MAAAA!
Mom: *Sees pumpkin mess* "OMG WHO DID THIS! PEPPI! MOCHA!"
Me: Uh,oh I better....
Peppi: "Woof! That was not me"
Me: "Grr Shut up Pep!"
Mom: "MOOOCHA COME OVER HERE! WAS THIS YOU?" *points at mess*
Me: *cowards head low* "yes..." *sobs* "I am so sorry!" *sobs*

Yup I am pretty bad, just like that honey badger I hear about! Is that a chihuahua? EEEEK! Where's my blanket!

 
 

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Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

November 3rd 2012 at 1:00 am

Wow I am proud of you. That is something I would have done.


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