Jonesy's Jibberish

Summer time is NO TIME for a Frenchie!

June 21st 2012 5:46 pm
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Ya know, us Frenchies don't have life in New Hampshire too good. There are NINE months of freezing cold Winter and three months of boiling hot Summer with a day or two of Spring and Fall tossed in, maybe.
Being Frenchies, we do not do cold weather cuz our noses are too short to effectively warm up that freezing air before it hits our lungs and gives us a huge ice cream lungache.
In the boiling hot weather, our short noses do not cool the air enough before it hits our lungs and gives us heat prostitution, or whatever that is!
During the Winter our short little legs also mean we have a really HARD time running thru the deep snow...it gets in our mouths and noses and eyes!
At any rate, in the Summer Mom has me and Hilda living in an indoor/outdoor pen with a HUGE air conditioner right inside so we mostly stay inside during the day. Sometimes, we may venture out at night, but usually there are moths and other bugs out, and once I even saw a SKUNK down in the lab pen. Imagine that, a SKUNK right next to our pen!!!
Fortunately, on the not so hot days, unlike today when it is 95 degrees, we have nice, cool shade in our outside pen so we can lie around and see the sights, if we chose. It is pretty nice, well, it is IF Hilda is here with me, but if she is at her other home with Laurie, I get terribly bored.
I am happy to say my missing eye healed up with no issues at all, and I must say, I am much, much more handsome than either Harvey or Barney. MY face is black and it is almost impossible to tell I even have a missing eye. Besides that, my face is flat so it doesn't show from the sides, either.
I know Mother hasn't been very good about putting any new photos on MY page, but she is blaming it all on the heat...she says we can't run around in the lab pen because it is too hot so she can't get any new photos. I am not sure why she can't take one of us lying in our beds in front of the air conditioner???

 
 

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Barked by: Polpettina-Little Meatball-Po (Dogster Member)

July 26th 2012 at 5:36 pm

Hi Ya Jones... We know you are a handsome boy... hope you are doing well, it's been years since My Mom saw you.


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