Day in the life of me, the favorite one, obviously.
March 3rd 2012 7:48 am
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Theres a giant lizard in the house! My mommy has me in her arms and shes squirming almost as bad as I am! We're both on the bed and Dad isnt here, he went to work! The beast is huge! With big beady eyes and a long icky tail! We're going to be eaten for sure! Im too important to die! Thats what I was thinking until I saw my younger fur sister coming in to the bedroom to see what all the commotion was. She is so thick headed, did she want to be eaten? But she just wagged her tail and looked down to see what mommy was pointing at.....then she became really excited and jumped on the lizard, trying to eat it. The beast became frightened and started crawling everywhere, it almost jumped on the bed and mommy squeaked and held me tighter, keeping her toes as far away as possible. Finally my sister shadow gave one last pounce and grabbed the mutated reptile....lizards are reptiles right? I wouldnt know, im not animal planet. Mommy jumped down and opened the door and let Shadow run out to go and play with her new victim. Of course once mommy was sure it was dead, she made her spit it out. Hah-hah. Fear not, for I was not harmed. I am still in one piece thankfully. I suppose Shadow isnt SO bad. Shes useful for something besides being a pain in my rear. Till next time, Ta-ta- The duchess of the household.
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