Life in the Kingdom of Milo

I Am Being Drugged! (Et tu, Mummy?)

April 11th 2005 3:45 pm
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Do you know what I found in my dinner the other night? A PILL! A gross, squishy, brown liquid capsule of some sort. I walked over to Mummy and spit it out at her feet (on the carpet, of course). "What IS this, Mummy?" I demanded. "How did this get in my food?" She went on to explain to me that the pill is some kind of natural herb that helps my skin allergies. See, I get skin allergies really bad in the spring, summer, and fall. My belly turns so pink that Mummy calls me "little piggy." I have noticed lately that my skin allergies have been better, but I had no idea it was because of drugs! I tell you, I will not stand for this. The past couple of nights I've eaten all my dinner and dumped the pill out on the carpet every time. Mummy gets very mad at me, but I can't help it. She also told me she sprinkles some kind of herbal powder called Biotin in my dry food to help the allergies, too. I can't avoid that one, but it doesn't bother me as much because I can't taste it. This is war, Mummy! The War of the Spit-Out Pills, and I shall be victorious!

 
 

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