March 26th 2005 12:54 pm
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So tomorrow is Easter! That means two things: 1) Maybe the Easter Bunny will leave me special eggs to hunt for like he did last year, and 2) We are going to grandma and grandpa's house, which means I will see my cousins PeeWee and JB. Something always goes wrong when I see them, and if you read my diary entry from Mummy's birthday, then you know I was not very well-behaved on that day. I am going to try verrrry hard to get along with my cousins and not snap at them. Mummy says I must keep my teeth to myself! Okay, I will try.
Mummy said I should also start using these diary entries as therapy because I have so many "issues." I don't think I have "issues," but I guess it couldn't hurt to talk about some things that bother me here. One of them is the deep fryer. Whenever Mummy or Jimmy heats up the little deep fryer in the kitchen, I run and hide under the bed. At first Jimmy thought it was because he had made a joke about throwing me in the fryer when I was bad (which Mummy said was not funny AT ALL, Jimmy), but that's not it. I think the sizzling of the fryer reminds me of the fire they had at the puppy mill where I was born. Mummy found out through some internet research that I came from an Amish puppy mill and that mill had a fire the year I was born. Many dogs died in it but I survived. So sometimes when I hear that fryer, I think of things burning and on fire. The worst part is that I love how the french fries taste when they come out of the deep fryer. I love it and hate it at the same time! Oh, the tragedy!
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