Tzu's Newz by Miss Beasley O'Hair
July 27th 2011 1:26 pm
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Wast week I KNEW somethin' was up cuz Mommy took my snacks away at 8 pm. Dat was weird. Dennnn de next mornin' both my Mommy and Daddy got dwessed and took me on watt I thought was gonna be a fun twip in de car. Now dat I tink about it, dey did seem a liddle tense but I thought I would cheer dem up by acting cute. well, in no time at all, I was at my dogtor's office and I gots swept away from my pawrents. I noticed Mommy brought-tid a couple of my favorite soft toys fur me and then she sayed those famous words, "I'll be white back, Beezie and I luff you"....I hate doze words cuz dat means the pawrents are gonna leaf me fur a bit. After de pawrents left-tid me, ebery buddy at de doggie hospital was weally weally nice to me and den I gots weally sleepy...I mean S L E E P Y!!! When I awakened, I was still groggy all day long and ebery buddy was weally nice to me..( don't furget, I AM a Diva)! I musta kept dozin on and off cuz suddenwee, it was mornin' and de nurse and dogtor checked me and dey even let me roam awound de hospital. In fact, I was quite de socialite according to de dogtor. Suddenwee, I heard and smelled and familiar person...Hot dog, It was MOMMY!!! She swept me into her arms and carrweed out to de car and den she carried me up de stairs and into our house. She babied me and snuggled me and twied to keep me quiet although I weally dent wanna be quiet. I heard Momma call daddy at de office and she sayed I was doing gweat. I finally got de nerve up to ask Mommy watt had happened and why was I in de hospital. Mommy sat down wid me and spained dat I had a his-toe-wreck-tummy and dat I would not hab any children. I was quite weleaved cuz I wanted to me de sole Diva in de house and I weally dent want to share my pawrents wid udder babies. Also Mommy sayed I gots a chip put in me..Hmmmm, I wonder if dey put any dip in my too?
Miss Beasley O'Hair