Tzu's Newz by Miss Beasley O'Hair
January 25th 2012 7:56 am
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Hi, Dis is Miss Beasley O'Hair aka "Beazie"...Well, I guess you ALL hab heard on TV, Radio, Internet, and all udder newz sources dat today is MY BIRFDAY AND I AM ONE YEAR OLD!!! Crissy Edweena sent-tid me a message from Wainbow Bridge to "milk it fur all dat it's worth" sooo dat is MY PLAN! My daddy wished me a Happy Birfday befur he went to work and tonight we will weally weally celebrate. So fur, I have had a full body massage from Mom, napped on de electrick blankie on my pawrent's and my bed; eaten some yummy but healthy snacks and tweats and dennn Mommy has kissed me a whole bunches. I KNOW Mommy is goin' out to shop fur me today and I will git some pressies fur tonight's celebration. Now, I heard from Crissy Edweena dat de pawrents always spank on a birfday. I dent know watt dat was so I asked Mommy. BIG DEAL....Mommy and Daddy take dare hand and rub my bottom....It feels good. I taught spankin would hurt....NO WAY at our house! Tonight de pawrents will tell me about de day dat I came to our house and den we all will sing Happy birfday to Beazie. Hmmmm, I bet my grandma will call me on de phone too and my aunts and uncles. If dey don't, heck, I will call dem and jist in case dey dent hab to tv on and watch de news about my birfday. Mommy sayed dat wid each year, dare comes more responsibility so tomorrow I will play wid more toys, sleep some extra minutes and be sure and kiss my pawrents twice as munch. Dis birfday thing is new to me and I tank I wike it!!!!! Love to All, Beazie de one year old!!!!!!! :)
July 27th 2011 1:26 pm
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Wast week I KNEW somethin' was up cuz Mommy took my snacks away at 8 pm. Dat was weird. Dennnn de next mornin' both my Mommy and Daddy got dwessed and took me on watt I thought was gonna be a fun twip in de car. Now dat I tink about it, dey did seem a liddle tense but I thought I would cheer dem up by acting cute. well, in no time at all, I was at my dogtor's office and I gots swept away from my pawrents. I noticed Mommy brought-tid a couple of my favorite soft toys fur me and then she sayed those famous words, "I'll be white back, Beezie and I luff you"....I hate doze words cuz dat means the pawrents are gonna leaf me fur a bit. After de pawrents left-tid me, ebery buddy at de doggie hospital was weally weally nice to me and den I gots weally sleepy...I mean S L E E P Y!!! When I awakened, I was still groggy all day long and ebery buddy was weally nice to me..( don't furget, I AM a Diva)! I musta kept dozin on and off cuz suddenwee, it was mornin' and de nurse and dogtor checked me and dey even let me roam awound de hospital. In fact, I was quite de socialite according to de dogtor. Suddenwee, I heard and smelled and familiar person...Hot dog, It was MOMMY!!! She swept me into her arms and carrweed out to de car and den she carried me up de stairs and into our house. She babied me and snuggled me and twied to keep me quiet although I weally dent wanna be quiet. I heard Momma call daddy at de office and she sayed I was doing gweat. I finally got de nerve up to ask Mommy watt had happened and why was I in de hospital. Mommy sat down wid me and spained dat I had a his-toe-wreck-tummy and dat I would not hab any children. I was quite weleaved cuz I wanted to me de sole Diva in de house and I weally dent want to share my pawrents wid udder babies. Also Mommy sayed I gots a chip put in me..Hmmmm, I wonder if dey put any dip in my too?
June 22nd 2011 8:43 pm
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Welp, my pawrents took me to git properly socialwized fur seberal days in a row. It was fun too. I gots to go see all kinds of peoples and places includin' de Missouri State Captial Buildin' where dare were watts of peoples walkin' awound. My Mommy has been weadin' all of deez articles on watt I should be learnin' fur my age. Geez....I am jist a baby and I wearah diapahs and I go potty outtide too and I do a good job most of de time unwess Mommy doesn't see me gib her "De Wook". Today was specially good cuz, guess what??? I went-tid down eight stairahs all by myself..two times eben. To be honest, de second time was not as good as de furst time cuz I kinda wushed and I tumbled a liddle bit but don't worrwee. I was on cawpet! My Mommy's gwanddaughter is hereah dis week and she is ten and we luff to pway togedder. Her name is Allie and Allie eben built-tid me a doggie haus to pway in outta boxes. Oh, de udder day, my Mommy and Daddy to me to a B I G lake and I sawed duckies. I wanted to take one home but humpf, de pawrents sayed, "NO"! Soooo, I tink I am gonna git on de telephone and ordah me a pet elephunt..yowl, dat's watt I will do. Ought oh, de pawrents want me to git off MY PUTER and go to bed... NUTS!!!! I hab so many citing tings to white about. I will talk to ya soon, Luff, Miss Beasley O'Hair (Miss Quissy Edweena's baby sisfur
June 17th 2011 11:38 am
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Otey, furiends...Dis is ME, Miss Beasley O'Hair and I am a baby! I was born-did on January 25, 2011 andddd I am a gurl..uh huh! Dat means I gits to wearah dwesses and bows and preddy tings. You may or may not know dat my big sissy, Crissy Edweena, went-tid to Wainbow Bridge on May 24th. Dat weft my pawrents weally weally weally sad soooo I tink watt happened is dat Quissy talked to GOD and HE sent-tid me to take careah of my pawrents.
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