July 12th 2012 7:22 am
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Yesterday when Mama came home from work, she walked in the door, wrinkled up her nose and said, "PEEEEEEYOU! Icky poo! It's stinkyroo in here!"
I think it must be that TURRIBLE, TURRIBLE, Coal-loans she wears. OMD! Evfurrytime she puts that stuff on, Bean-a-ween avoids her like the plagues. If I gets accidental transferances from the hugs, I roll around on the carpets like a mad man, trying to rub her coal-loan stink off.
Anyhow, Mama started looking around for her perfoooms, cause she wanted to find the turrible stink, and that's when she discovered the beeyooteeful artwork I tried to make for her.
I know how much Mama loves my doodies, on account of she saves evfurry single one in a little plastick baggie, and puts them in a big blue box. I think when Beanie gets to be real old, she will get scentymental and take them all out again to look at them or something.
But I digresses...Mama looked ovfur at her big tall planty stand, between the front door and the bathroom, and there on the bottom shelf, next to her pretty purple vase,was a big hoooooge custom Beanie DOODIE!!!
YAY BEANIE! So talented. It were hard work, making doodie on her plant stand. Some falled on the floor. But most got right front & center on her plant stand, with the pretty vases.
OMD!!! You should have heard how excited Mama got when she saw that! Beanie are so thoughtful!
BOL BOL! For some reason, my momma don't like da presents in da house even though she picks them up outside. I was just trying to save her some effort.
NEFUR, NEFUR goes potty ina house. Mamas needs freshes airs to "blows a stink off". I hasta goes ou'side a hunnert times a day so mama getsa goes ou'side LOTSA times. BOL
It must be Arts & Crafts Day Today! I gave Mum some artwork too.
Um...my growlmy has called the bathroom 'The Art Gallery', but though you did your art close to that room, there is no cigar fur you...cause you missed the mark...BOL! BOL!!
Once when I saw my kitties when I was a wee pup, I did some instant doodie on the carpet, growlmy wasn't nearly as excited as I was, sheesh!
Peeps sure have different opinions than we do about those doode things...
I always support a doggie's right to help with the interior decorating! I do my best work on the bathmat.
Hey, I guess our Mama's are ALL art conniesewers.
I am very partickyoolar about when I can create...and only Mama is my inspiration, and sometimes a walk.
But sometimes I find if I don't let my artistikall endeavors out, in the great outdoors before Mama leaves for work, all that pent up creativity just has to come out!
Last week when those blasted fireworkses were tormenting me worse than the black crows, Beanie suddenly became seizered with inspiration and created a really abstract on the sculpture right on the stairs!!! I couldn't even wait to get to the bottom! BOL! BOL!
Beanie you are so thoughtful - BOL, BOL
I'm known for my ability to back up to a wall and wiggle...well you can imagine how the signature goes.
My momma prefers I installs all my artwork in the yard... calls it "yard art"... and is not happy at all when I tries to install a sculpture indoors... Mommas, ya just can't figger 'em out....