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April 12th 2012 7:58 am
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Dear Diary,

Mama's Boy Beanie knowed there were lots of attenshun being paid to Izzy B. yesfurday.

So just to bring the attenshun back to it's rightly place, Beanie hatcheded a nefarious plot!

I finded a way to cut myself on the door and bleeded all ovfur the house! So when Mama came home from work, there were bloody paw prints from the kitchen to the dining room to the den, from the front door to the back.

Needless to say, this caused quite the hubbub around the Beesun casa, and one panicky call to Papa to see if perhaps he cutted our toenails in the morning times, which he did not. So he hurried home, and we were all searched from top to bottom for injuries and it were determined that it were Beanie that were hurt!

Unfurchoonately, this did not keep Mama and Papa from going out to dinner for Papa's Barkday. BOOOOOOOOOO! "What kinda joint don't allow a whole FAMBLY to celebrate barkdays togethfur?" I demanded of Mama!!!

"No Dogs Allowed, Beanie Ween." Mama said.

Now, you know I adore my Mama more than the airs I breathes or the treats I eats, but what kinda Mama frequents such elitist estabbylishments?

Anyfur, I furgived Mama enuff to sleep curled up in a ball on her chest most of the night. She says it are not easy to sleep with a 15 lb sack of potatoes on top of you, but she owed me one! BOL!

p.s. Evfun though we don't always see eye-to-eye, Beanie are kinda glad my sisfur Big Orange are not leaving for the Most Wonderfur Place just yet. She ain't all bad.

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 8:34 am

well glad you are ok, but how did you cut yourself??? You do know that there are some places that do take dogs and that way the whole family could go, sometimes they will even serve the pups in fancy bowls, I know cause Mom and Dad took me one time...just once you ask, well I might have been a little to excited...BOL

Glad you are going to have your fursis around more!!!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 8:36 am

OMD, Beanie! I r gwad yu r ok an' I r sowwy 'bout da widicuwous 'No Pupses 'llowed' wule. It r bawbawic an' stwate outta dose olden days wike da '90s or sumfing :D

Pweeze gib Izzy WOTZ an' WOTZ ob swoppy wet kisses fwum me, Zaidie, dis day, 'kay, Beanie?? Hur r my bestest gurl EBER, eben doe hur hab twice wefuseded my mawwiage 'pwoposals :D Yu GO, Izzy B. ♥ ❀ ☀™

Barked by: Beanie McTavish (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 8:42 am

(grumbling under his breafs) Yucka phooey mushy lovey dovey stuffs.

(aloud for his furriends to hear) You gots it, Z-Pup, coolest leader of the Pack, got Canadia in lock down guy!!!

Petey, Mama's theory, which is kinda sorta right, is that when the guy she calls the "hunka hunka burning love mail man" dropped off a package on the door stop, Beanie went monkey poop, and tried to eat and dig through the door. She found a piece of the rubber door strip from the base of the front door, around some bloody pawprints. But that is all she can imagine. She never did find a cut on me, but there was not even a drop of dried blood visible on Bacon or Izzy, so she are assuming it are from my teensie feetsies.

I has the smallest feet and the biggest barks in the Beesun house! BOL!

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 8:54 am

So sorry that you gotsed an ouchie, Beanie!

Hopefurly that will not be repeated.

Happy woofs from me too, to your floofy sisfur, Izzy!
Here are some of my SirLick-a-Lots™ tongue slobbery kissies to give to her...and growlmy sends some humongeous hugs! Hugs to evfurryone in the whole furmily...and Happy Birthday to your Papa, of course.

Woofs!

Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 9:19 am

But Beanie, did you get the package???

I'm sorry you hurt your little foot. I have the biggest feets AND the loudest howl at my house! BOL!!!

As fur the No Doggies Aloud nonsense, my pawrents just don't go to those places unless they absolutely have to. That means if we want to eat out, we wait fur nice weather and eat Al Fresco, whoevfur that is. I don't know, I haven't been yet....

Barked by: ☀ Whitley ☀ (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 9:56 am

Well, you know to get your momma's attention!

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 10:10 am

Does the phrase"Drama King" ring a bell ?

Bih HUGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 10:11 am

Sorry to hear about your ouchie but so happy Big Orange will be around a while! Neither Mum or Duncan's first Mom ever take us out for dinner, unless you mean in the yard. We eat out there a lot in the summertime. But it's too cold now fur them. Duncan & I would be fine. Oh, Mum says that isn't the kind of out you mean. I'll have to talk to Duncan and find out more about this. Bye. Happy Barkday to your Papa!

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 2:15 pm

Aw BEANIE! Be careful, pal!!! And I'm SUPER happy Big Orange will be around for a while!

Barked by: ☀ Finley ☀ (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 7:05 pm

Happy Birthday to your Papa... sorry you hurt your foot. Sounds like you're a bleeder like Whitley.. you cut her toenail too low and she bleeds and bleeds and bleeds... not me.

Hugs to your whole family... and especially Miss Izzy, she of the flooftastic earses... glad she is gonna be around a while longer.